Peepop (No Condom!)

[Peepop (No Condom!) @MeemawPeepop]

Meemaw let me hit! No condom!

[Peepop (No Condom!) @MeemawPeepop]

[Battle of Shiloh, 1862]
My dearest madam, it is with great sadness that I write to inform you that your husband, Lt. Col. Winifred "Poopaw" Hawthorne, was killed whilst gallantly defending our beloved Republic. May his noble sacrifice - [immediately gets dysentery and dies]

[Peepop (No Condom!) @MeemawPeepop]

[Battle of San Francisco, 2068 AD]
I AM POOPONICUS MAXICALUS! I DECIDE WHO WILL LIVE AND WHO WILL DIE!
[Noisily computes for seven cycles]
YOU WILL DIE!
[you are immediately electrocuted and sent to the Digital Afterlife]

[Peepop (No Condom!) @MeemawPeepop]

[Battle of Carrhae, 53 BC]
Marcus Licinius Pooponicus! The Parthians have devastated our legions with their mounted archers! We must retreat forthwith to - [gets immediately captured and has molten gold poured down his throat when his ransom fails to come through]

[Peepop (No Condom!) @MeemawPeepop]

[Battle of Borodino, 1812]
Commandte Peepineaux! Ze hated Russians have entrenched on ze high ground -
[Immediately blasted in the face by a Russian cannon ball]

[Peepop (No Condom!) @MeemawPeepop]

[Battle of Antioch, 1098]
PEEPOP: To me, men! To me!
[Ragtag group of knights and men-at-arms begin assembling around him]
PEEPOP: For the glory of Christendom! Defend your Poopus!
[Gets immediately pierced in the eye by a Saracen arrow]

[Peepop (No Condom!) @MeemawPeepop]

Defend your Poopaw against all enemies, foreign and domestic!

[Peepop (No Condom!) @MeemawPeepop]

Please! I'm your Poopus!!

[Peepop (No Condom!) @MeemawPeepop]

I'm your Poopaw! Please don't kick me as hard as you can in my nuts!

[Peepop (No Condom!) @MeemawPeepop]

[after being kicked repeatedly in the nuts] please... You gain nothing by this... I'm... I'm your Poopaw...

[Peepop (No Condom!) @MeemawPeepop]

PEEEE-POP! [the child, frustrated by the refusal to order a second round of chicken mcnuggets, aggressively shits his pants in the smoking section of the Mc Donald's dining room on a July afternoon in 1995]

[Peepop (No Condom!) @MeemawPeepop]

MEEMU PEEPU? HOTEE PEASE?

[Peepop (No Condom!) @MeemawPeepop]

PEEPOO?

[Peepop (No Condom!) @MeemawPeepop]

I'M NUTTING NIGHTLY!

[Peepop (No Condom!) @MeemawPeepop]

I SUBMIT TO LORD JESUS CHRIST IN ALL THINGS! I THROW MYSELF ON HIS HOLY MERCY!

[Peepop (No Condom!) @MeemawPeepop]

NO CONDOM

[Peepop (No Condom!) @MeemawPeepop]

Meemaw. Hot. Tea. Please.

[Peepop (No Condom!) @MeemawPeepop]

Meemaw, hot tea? Please?

[Peepop (No Condom!) @MeemawPeepop]

Meemaw... Hot tea... Please...

[Peepop (No Condom!) @MeemawPeepop]

Please don't make me wear a condom....

[Peepop (No Condom!) @MeemawPeepop]

no condom