Mary Beth

“They think I don't know a buttload of crap about the gospel, but I DO.”

[Mary Beth @MeepyBeth11]

I just spent an hour cooking the most perfect Valentines Day steak, only to have my terrorist cat jump up and claw into it, dragging it off my plate...

Some of y’all are out here complaining about being single, while the rest of us are dealing with real-life, actual problems.

[Mary Beth @MeepyBeth11]

In case there was any doubt what kind of teacher I am.

[Mary Beth @MeepyBeth11]

My husband and I just had a competition to see who could throw an onion the farthest and that level of competitiveness pretty much sums up marriage.

[Mary Beth @MeepyBeth11]

My husband has been in the kitchen working on a pie, and he just walked by me with a literal saw and said, "This is really coming together" with no further explanation.

[Mary Beth @MeepyBeth11]

Happy birthday to my favourite sister. ❤️ @drearydevotchka

[Mary Beth @MeepyBeth11]

I’m making an inspiration/encouragement board for my Writing Skills class, so I’m turning to the experts: please dm/tweet/text/carrier pigeon me with some feedback! :)

[Pope Francis – ARCHIVE @Pontifex266Arch]

Hear the cry of our many brothers and sisters who are criminally trafficked and exploited. They are not merchandise. They are human beings, and they must be treated as such. #EndHumanTrafficking @M_RSection

[Mary Beth @MeepyBeth11]

Future students: wait.. you’re a teacher? How old are you?
Me: 46.
FS: oh, cool. We thought you were like 20-something...
🙃🙃

[Mary Beth @MeepyBeth11]

@Anna_Grace_Reed This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

[Mary Beth @MeepyBeth11]

“Guided by my heritage of a love of beauty and a respect for strength — in search of my mother’s garden, I found my own.” -Alice Walker

[Mary Beth @MeepyBeth11]

I’m sorry the middle of my sentence interrupted the beginning of yours: A Life Story

[Mary Beth @MeepyBeth11]

None of my final assignments are done, but I sure am. ✌️

[Mary Beth @MeepyBeth11]

“I have standards when it comes to things that matter... like chicken nuggets.” -@kaybb_31

[Mary Beth @MeepyBeth11]

@Sarahjoelle342 “Wow well I’m not McLovin that attitude, Carolyn...” 😂 shackattack2017 #NeverForget

[Mary Beth @MeepyBeth11]

U don’t think it McBe that way but it

[Mary Beth @MeepyBeth11]

@RandleJT yea, though I walk through the valley of borderline grades, I will not have a nervous breakdown for You are with me.

[Mary Beth @MeepyBeth11]

If we study abroad in Narnia, do we still have to take a CS Lewis final? ❄️ #490lewis https://t.co/EIdiOvDQCA

[Mary Beth @MeepyBeth11]

I keep a thing of CHick-Fil-a sauce on my desk so every morning I wake up, I'm reminded that there's still good in the world ☀️🐔