Uyo Esq.

Lawyer ||
CFC💙⚽ ||
Man, Know Thyself!

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

We were laughing at Portugal and France. Argentina's luck is that they avoided Spain till final.

[The Rory Ovedje, Esq. | That Data Privacy Lawyer @ovedjerory]

I’m an expert at enjoying my life without remembering to take pictures or videos. I won’t even bother to ask whoever took pictures/video for the pictures/videos.

For instance I once acted as a Yoruba deity in a Fellowship play in Uni. I remembered this two weeks ago and shock my head. I don’t have any personal documentary evidence of this claim. 😂💔

I wonder how many rich memories I have lost because of this habit.

[Uncle Ras D'artte @Dartte__45]

This is like that thing men do when a baddie rejects them, then they post their wife and kids on their Whatsapp status, with some whack caption.
🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Man of Letters. @Letter_to_Jack]

It is the MOST BEFITTING ENDING to the season for Gabriel to be the one to miss the final PK.

[Chelsea Dodgers @TheBlueDodger]

🚨 BREAKING: Chelsea is still the only club in London to win the Champions League.

2012 🏆
2021 🏆

London's first. London's finest. #CFC

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

They said Chelsea beat a tired PSG side to win the world club cup. Okay we agree. It’s your turn to show us how it’s done and you couldn’t. Talk is cheap.🤣😅

[Savage Gentleman @Fel_Steve]

This one na original, e dey last 4yrs 😍😍😍

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

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Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️

[Country Lawyer @LegalZeeee]

Nobody sleeps more than police orderlies attached to judges in court😂

[Oluchi_react @Oluchi_Utd]

From Quadruple to treble to double and it might end in trouble 😭😅

[Uyo Esq. @Meerah_deeEl]

@pjlalah This is so beautiful😍
Congratulations ma!

[Ori David (Mr. Corporate Law) @OriDavid17]

Only God knows what Lord Denning saw in particular that made him cry out that God forbid a lawyer knows all the laws.

[Dearest B 🦋 @BlehisBack]

I’d have you know that there is no coming back from blocking me as a friend.

Disagreements are fine. We can have heated arguments, we can even take time off from speaking to each other.

But the moment you press block, I’m sorry, there is no coming back.
And then what? you stop being angry and unblock?…. Oh well, you’d be staying blocked over here. 🙏🏾

Whatever reason you can’t control your emotions enough to find alternate ways to express your anger to someone you call friend—there is ranting, there is malice, there is muting, there is even archiving the chat, but you chose the extreme—then it’d be better that you remain there on a permanent basis. 🙏🏾

I hear that people even block their partners during disagreements and unblock when they settle.

lol. Has to be madness.

That desire to burn everything to the ground in the face of disagreement—taking extreme measures, using words you can’t come back from—is a psychosocial flaw standing as the bane of meaningful long lasting relationships.

[Simi @SympLySimi]

Men should hold other men accountable. Many of you create safe spaces for your friends' perverted and wicked behavior because "I'm not like that". I take a fucking pepper spray when I walk outside alone or with my daughter. Do you think I'm scared of other women? If you're not a rapist and people calling out rapists bother you, you need to sit and have a conversation with yourself. Because why are you triggered if you're not guilty???

[Hansel Praise @hannytalker]

“salary very attractive”. If it’s attractive why are you hiding it?

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Science is FINALLY starting to catch up:

- The quality of sperm affects women's health during pregnancy.
- The egg determines which sperm gets fertilized.
- Men can carry the bacteria that cause bacterial vaginosis (BV) and can transfer it to women.
- Men's sperm ages, and they are on a biological clock.

I empathize with all the women who were shamed and blamed for these issues when it was actually due to men!

[Oṣóyínká 🪔 @sledge_baba]

How is your next birthday even 2027????
We never even do 10days for new year you don rush go do birthday.

Very impatient child!

Now you'll have to watch the rest of us celebrate one by one. Na you know wetin dey hurry you 😒.

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

People think grief is crying. But grief is waking up tired. It’s forgetting words. It’s being pulled into memories you didn’t ask to remember. It’s holding back tears in the grocery store because a song or a scent brought them back. Grief isn’t just sadness, it’s the body remembering what the heart can’t let go of.

[Dearest B 🦋 @BlehisBack]

Yes yes 🥺

I’d be going through a rough patch and my friends will be sadder than I am. Telling me I’m strong. Wondering how I’m managing to move ahead. Lol

The thing is I’ve known pain. Tasted it first hand, with gnashing of teeth. Had it impressed on my heart like hot iron. So yh, what I’m going through is tough but it doesn’t compare to the depth of pain I’ve experienced.

And sadly, it also makes me a lil unempathetic to other people’s pains. Many a time, they may be depressed and in tears, drowning in what they feel is the end of the world to them, yet while I don’t voice it, something in me minimizes it.

I mean, I try to be there for them but internally I’m thinking ‘this is it? This is what is breaking you?’

There is a recalibration that happens after you’ve survived something catastrophic. Your scale for pain shifts.
It’s not a good place to be. I assure you.🫠

Some life experiences hardens parts of you that you wish had stayed soft.

[Dearest B 🦋 @BlehisBack]

Glasses reduces steeze.

I always have to choose between seeing and slaying.

And if we’re being honest, I don’t really need to see that many people 🙂‍↔️