Thomas Fisher

[Thomas Fisher @Meerkat42X]

I hope the bug on the cover of Mezzanine is having a nice day

[Thomas Fisher @Meerkat42X]

She philosophy on my science till I multiple choice exam

[Thomas Fisher @Meerkat42X]

Did Kant serve cunt?

[Thomas Fisher @Meerkat42X]

Drake in 1972: She used to call me on my landline

[Thomas Fisher @Meerkat42X]

I definitely haven't tweeted in two months in protest of Elon Musk and not because I just forgot about it

[Thomas Fisher @Meerkat42X]

Henry Kissinger? Did she consent?

[Thomas Fisher @Meerkat42X]

The fact that the eighth studio album by both King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard and blink-182 have a "nine" theme just proves musicians can't count

[Thomas Fisher @Meerkat42X]

Crazy how the Reconquista lasted 774 years and yet if you asked a random person about it they'd have no idea what you were talking about

[Thomas Fisher @Meerkat42X]

Shawty? Like a melody? In your HEAD!? No way...

[Thomas Fisher @Meerkat42X]

FUCK my penis fell off

[Thomas Fisher @Meerkat42X]

Fun fact, onion is a palindrome! Just kidding, lol, idiot, get tricked

[Thomas Fisher @Meerkat42X]

Me: Hey can I get a quarter pounder, and uh...

Critically acclaimed drone metal band Sunn O))): C̷̤͔͆ȑ̶̫͇͘y̸̥̅̏ ̷̬̃y̷̻͒͌ȏ̴̳ȕ̵̻ṙ̵̠͍ș̵̳̀ę̷̰̑l̶͎͛f̸̒̇͜ ̷͔͑t̴̜̋ö̸̼́̆ ̵̤̙̽ä̶̭̃s̸̠̦̃̔ḫ̴̮̈́

Me: Cool yeah they'll have McNuggets

[Thomas Fisher @Meerkat42X]

"The most epic of gamers is the least funny of memers, as is vice versa, such is the way of life" - Confucius, I guess?

[Thomas Fisher @Meerkat42X]

Turns out my "baby in a room" thought experiment has practically already been done with the "baby about to fall in a well" thought experiment from like 300 BC, absolutely devastated

[Thomas Fisher @Meerkat42X]

Just listened to 1000 gecs for the first time and now I have brain damage, 10/10

[Thomas Fisher @Meerkat42X]

If I were Socrates I would have simply not died from the poison

[Thomas Fisher @Meerkat42X]

SSSniperWolf reacting to the Nuremberg Trials: "Aw hell nah bro did war crimes, that's messed up, on god"

[Thomas Fisher @Meerkat42X]

Can't stop, addicted to your penis

[Thomas Fisher @Meerkat42X]

Libertarians hate Texas

[Thomas Fisher @Meerkat42X]

Hey wassup girl, my dick be fartin' 😏