Michelle Drake

Always down to eat a burrito. My best friend and I have met Maroon 5.

[Michelle Drake @Meeshelle89]

I hope my Apple devices keep a running record of every time they don’t work and I call them a piece of shit.

[Michelle Drake @Meeshelle89]

@JJWatt @tkelce @JasonKelce have yall ever taken ballet classes to improve your football game?

[Michelle Drake @Meeshelle89]

“You’re so skinny!” Thanks it’s the postpartum depression!

[Michelle Drake @Meeshelle89]

@AlaniNutrition Mimosa from day 1

[Michelle Drake @Meeshelle89]

@Slater_Hater THANK YOU!!!!

[Michelle Drake @Meeshelle89]

Somebody tell me what this flavor is before I buy it bc I’m picky

[Alani Nu @AlaniNutrition]

WINTER WONDERLAND = HOLIDAY VACAY IN A CAN! ❄️🎅🎄🍹

Let us know where you'll be ✨SIPPIN' THIS SEASON✨ so we can pick a few of you to FUEL! ✈️

[Michelle Drake @Meeshelle89]

@Apple quit turning my headphones volume down while I workout!!! I need to blast Taylor Swift when I’m leg pressing 50lbs!!!!!!

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

imagine ur talking shii abt me and im just at home being an armadillo

[Michelle Drake @Meeshelle89]

Me and my friends at the Eras Tour this Saturday night. I’m the raccoon.

[Michelle Drake @Meeshelle89]

The episode of SpongeBob where they find the baby clam and raise it is EXACTLY what being a new mom is like.

[Michelle Drake @Meeshelle89]

I just ate a Christmas tree cake while wearing a Halloween shirt. It’s mid October.

[Michelle Drake @Meeshelle89]

I’m tired of BeReal I have like 5 friends and none of them ever post

[Michelle Drake @Meeshelle89]

Cheese quesadilla with Doritos cool ranch dust on top 🤌🤌🤌 I am available to cater your next event

[Michelle Drake @Meeshelle89]

Look at my little professional athlete

[Michelle Drake @Meeshelle89]

My baby rolled over 3 times today and no one saw, they just looked down and he was on his stomach all of a sudden and these pics are the only proof we have.

[Michelle Drake @Meeshelle89]

@AlaniNutrition giveaway prize coming thru 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

[Michelle Drake @Meeshelle89]

Postpartum hair loss is a real thing and it’s a bitch.

[Michelle Drake @Meeshelle89]

I think the worst part about being postpartum is that all my big oversized tshirts fit me normally now.