Leslie Chow

Parody account. In no way affiliated with The Hangover. #TweetChow #teamfollowback

[Leslie Chow @Meesta_Chow]

My plans for GTA 5:
Run over a cop
Steal his gun
Jack a convertible
Rob a bank
Jump off a building
Fuck bitches
Go to GameStop
Buy GTA 5

[Leslie Chow @Meesta_Chow]

Crazy to think about http://t.co/iwlFnImC7L

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When Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer it’s “art” and “music”... but when I do it, I’m “wasted” and “have to leave Home Depot"

[Leslie Chow @Meesta_Chow]

There are things invisible to the eyes... Click on the telescope to see them... http://t.co/tWnqUZDcpw

[Leslie Chow @Meesta_Chow]

Hi I'm Miley Cyrus and you're watching Disney Channel http://t.co/gCAQT2ETSR

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Drake with the 5 gum edge up http://t.co/RzKghs9fkT

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Instagram and Vine are both down. I guess this is their way of telling us to go outside?

[Leslie Chow @Meesta_Chow]

99% of people in this world are stupid. Luckily I'm part of the other 5%.

[Leslie Chow @Meesta_Chow]

Be awesome today.

[Leslie Chow @Meesta_Chow]

I'd watch NASCAR if Hot Wheels designed the tracks.

[Leslie Chow @Meesta_Chow]

I feel lazier than the guy who created the Japanese flag

[Leslie Chow @Meesta_Chow]

Got in a wreck with a smart car today, its totaled. My bike is fine though.

[Leslie Chow @Meesta_Chow]

#UpcomingSchoolYearIn4words http://t.co/JmglLHMey7

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#DescribeYourLifeInAPicture http://t.co/56SqTwun8H

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Happy Birthday Obama! http://t.co/8Jl3wW03jM

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Saw a dog chase tail for 10 mins & thought wow dogs are easily entertained. Then realized I just watched a dog chase its tail for 10 mins.

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This. Makes. The. Voice. In. Your. Head. Read. Very. Very. Slowly. Ha. Ha. Ha.

[Leslie Chow @Meesta_Chow]

It’s not weird to talk to yourself, it’s just weird when someone else hears you talking to yourself.

[Leslie Chow @Meesta_Chow]

That epic moment, when you and your best friend look at each other and know what you both are thinking and laugh.

[Leslie Chow @Meesta_Chow]

"I need a boyfriend"

No, you WANT a boyfriend. You NEED water, cause you sound thirsty.