Adam Jones

He/Him

[Adam Jones @MeetAdamJones]

@whippedjack Magic the Gathering always comes with a price.

[Adam Jones @MeetAdamJones]

@thekellhop I hope the good vibes you’ve received thus far have revitalized you. However, if you require more, I am sending some so that you may restock.

[Adam Jones @MeetAdamJones]

@Gluttonous_Geek @Goblinkatie Miss you, too!

[Adam Jones @MeetAdamJones]

Had an amazing night tonight reconnecting with some old friends, but I keep kicking myself because I mispronounced the word perpetuity. Absolutely no one called me on it, but it's gonna bug me for years.

[Adam Jones @MeetAdamJones]

@AcademicFoxhole You care about the fun of the people at your table. That is not true of all GMs and I feel it is objectively good.

[Adam Jones @MeetAdamJones]

@Stryk_Redkite @Goblinkatie OMG, that was my go-to sleep song for YEARS. I love it so much.

[Adam Jones @MeetAdamJones]

@evilCookiemaker @Goblinkatie

[Adam Jones @MeetAdamJones]

@Stryk_Redkite @Goblinkatie Likewise.

[Adam Jones @MeetAdamJones]

@Goblinkatie Aww, shucks.

[Adam Jones @MeetAdamJones]

@Goblinkatie You won’t sell me just a liiiiitle integrity? Like an ounce, maybe $20 bucks worth?

[Adam Jones @MeetAdamJones]

@thekellhop Commit a series of daring heists, leaving clues that only you can solve, leading to a sword fight on a rooftop, but I escape by falling backward off the ledge, and when you look over, I'm nowhere to be seen. You teach me the error of my ways and we volunteer at an animal shelter.

[Adam Jones @MeetAdamJones]

@alana_anton The only album worth listening to.

[Adam Jones @MeetAdamJones]

This could be us, but you playin’.

https://t.co/GyEyI2NF2p

[Adam Jones @MeetAdamJones]

It’s not fair to be fat AND tired. Isn’t this all stored up energy? Shouldn’t I be able to hit the nitro and go into overdrive?

[Adam Jones @MeetAdamJones]

Hey, we're all out here with full-time jobs and depression. You can't make a quirky show about funny queer pirates or funny queer angels and then finish it off gut-wrenchingly sad. I can't get to sleep to work tomorrow feeling like this.

[Adam Jones @MeetAdamJones]

That cat on TikTok that sings about being alone is wrecking me.

[Adam Jones @MeetAdamJones]

@whippedjack Ma’am. Excuse me, ma’am. Did you just upload a 5.5 hr Shrek YouTube video? Imma still watch, but damn.

[Adam Jones @MeetAdamJones]

I'm not certain at all, but I think I did a flirt today.

[Adam Jones @MeetAdamJones]

@AprilRaygun You need to step it up. I’ve been making a lot of bad decisions lately.

[Adam Jones @MeetAdamJones]

@Goblinkatie @AprilRaygun This is not a mystery to me.