Michael ME!

Slow Motion is Better than No Motion

Just because you pour syrup on shit don't make it pancakes

[Michael ME! @MeetDaBreauxski]

NY is probably so lit right now

[Michael ME! @MeetDaBreauxski]

Soooooo the later in life you have the midlife crisis the longer you'll live?

[Michael ME! @MeetDaBreauxski]

OMG, I'm happy i decided to cut this game back on

[Michael ME! @MeetDaBreauxski]

Gone

[Michael ME! @MeetDaBreauxski]

Whether really pissed me off that entire 2nd half

[Michael ME! @MeetDaBreauxski]

Okc was f**ked over by Chet he didn't do anything, and SGA just watching loose rebounds bounce around

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Craig should have won an Academy Award for this scene, the seriousness on his face alone 😂

This was emotional intelligence at his peak, the boucer listened to her complaints, then he disarmed her by agreeing, won sympathy by being honest and emotionally vulnerable, showed that he and others are also negatively affected by the rules too.

[Michael ME! @MeetDaBreauxski]

Actually me v. 5 squirrels on a basketball court, I think i could get maybe 2 in my prime

[Michael ME! @MeetDaBreauxski]

In my prime, Me v. a squirrel in an open field, no trees, I think I could've caught it

[Michael ME! @MeetDaBreauxski]

I just had the old Kit-Kat commercial jingle in my head. Now I wonder if they even show those type of commercials anymore

[Michael ME! @MeetDaBreauxski]

I'm tryna listen to this new CB but kid's keep screaming

[Michael ME! @MeetDaBreauxski]

You ever just stare at someone while they talk and they start looking different

[Michael ME! @MeetDaBreauxski]

At my big age I forget how I was as a kid, and sometimes I see videos that serve as a tiny reminder that I was a menace

[Michael ME! @MeetDaBreauxski]

How did Tory Lanez drop this heat from prison

[Michael ME! @MeetDaBreauxski]

ALL my kids walked before 11mos 🔥🔥🔥

[Michael ME! @MeetDaBreauxski]

Watching a video on Bees 🐝 and in my wild imagination I picture certain bees going down the wrong path and end up in a gang and they wear yellow jackets.

[Michael ME! @MeetDaBreauxski]

@WTFisCLB Yeah but I totally gassed the whole situation and they seemed so geeked hyper yt girl "OMG THATS HIS COUSIN" fanning her face

[Michael ME! @MeetDaBreauxski]

Got told I resemble Frank Ocean by some young people at a restaurant and I decided to buy into and tell them we are related, but now I feel like i need to go tell them I was joking

[Michael ME! @MeetDaBreauxski]

WE BYKE!!!

[Michael ME! @MeetDaBreauxski]

@WTFisCLB Its crazy to think about now

[Michael ME! @MeetDaBreauxski]

S/O @WTFisCLB for being the responsible older brother in the 3rd grade that allowed us to be latch-key kids LOLOL