Meatballz

An enigma wrapped in bacon, wrapped in a crescent roll.

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Did I not send you this? It's the Miley Cyrus outfit! #MeetMeatballz

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Kim, the lasers burnt the stage. They could burn your retinas. You wouldn’t go blind, but you’d have a headache and blurred vision for a few hours. Lasers, they’re so cool. #MeetMeatballz

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Arby’s, I think, is fine dining #MeetMeatballz

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There’s a point in time when you can make big bank on laying chickens. People are like “are you selling?” #MeetMeatballz

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I like it, but I’m not going to reciprocate it. #MeetMeatballz

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Dutch guy just screened at me on a train that my nose was bleeding. #MeetMeatballz

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Sometimes you just need a easy win and sometimes you want to break your brain #MeetMeatballz

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And I was like, I can’t kill a chicken. #MeetMeatballz

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Thanks everyone for the happy half birthday wishes today! It’s been a good 6 months #MeetMeatballz

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Y’all sure you don’t want to watch TV while I fall asleep? #MeetMeatballz

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Do you think dogs can hear music? #MeetMeatballz

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But it makes it not as magic for me. #MeetMeatballz

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I’d eat a ham with you #MeetMeatballz

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It’s so fun when you power past people who are struggling on the stairs. #MeetMeatballz

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You get a free shot if you cut your underwear off, put it in a cannon, blow them up, then tack them to the ceiling. They don’t start till 7 and i only have nice wool undies, otherwise i would have pics. #MeetMeatballz

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They looked SO chill. They had hay in their van. Can’t take *that* to Canada. #MeetMeatballz

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I secretly want a mozzarella log #MeetMeatballz

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Pepperoni tampons #MeetMeatballz

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We don’t smell that bad, maybe just like a little pee. And fish. #MeetMeatballz

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Now I have to choose cheese or ice cream!!!??? #MeetMeatballz

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Immediately searched for portable hot towel warmer. They took it before i could do my feet. For the best. #MeetMeatballz