Mr. Met

Lenny Dykstra lost a bet, had to fuck a baseball and here I am! True story.

[Mr. Met @MeetMisterMet]

Campbell and Leathersich have the exact same beard. #Mets

[Mr. Met @MeetMisterMet]

Jebidiah Rakemaker now pitching for the Dodgers! He's got one pitch and it comes with a fork! Hi-oh!!! (Get it?)

[The 7 Line @The7Line]

Our new tees are now live! Get some! http://t.co/XzWOMA8isA

[SI Vault @si_vault]

I'm Keith Hernandez!.

[james kann @jameskann]

Back on the grid and pumped for Mets baseball, baby! Now here’s a picture of me on vacation with lions and a giraffe.

[Mr. Met @MeetMisterMet]

"@DeeRockCFS: New baseball season, new Twitter battle between @GetsThruBuckner and @MeetMisterMet or nah?" I dont mess with Juggalos anymore

[Mr. Met @MeetMisterMet]

FYI The Bullpen was up all night washing every toilet & urinal in Citi Field using only individually wrapped wet wipes. They just finished.

[Mr. Met @MeetMisterMet]

I gotta say even though the Mets lost, a 16 run Home Opening Day game was freaking fun to watch! #LETSGOMETS

[Mr. Met @MeetMisterMet]

Shoot! If this game hit 4 hours, I woulda got time and a half! #LETSGOMETS Good game boys, welcome home! We'll get 'em next time!

[Mr. Met @MeetMisterMet]

Espinosa got his Christmas goose early this year! #LETSGOMETS

[Mr. Met @MeetMisterMet]

I'm heading to the smoking section and will NOT be posing for pictures! #LETSGOMETS

[Megs @YankeeMegs]

My brother looks exactly like Jayson Werth and it freaks me out.

[Mr. Met @MeetMisterMet]

Balls... in your mouth! #LETSGOMETS

[Mr. Met @MeetMisterMet]

I see another season full of extra inning games! I love 'em, but the Mrs. loves to get home early! #LETSGOMETS

[Mr. Met @MeetMisterMet]

Did you know that Quintanilla means "15 vanilla wafers" in Spanish? #LetsGoMets

[Mr. Met @MeetMisterMet]

#sonofabitch #LETSGOMETS

[Mr. Met @MeetMisterMet]

I need all Jinxes to leave the their seats or the room the TV is in now, please! #LETSGOMETS

[Mr. Met @MeetMisterMet]

Good thing I'm wearing an adult diaper today! #LETSGOMETS

[Mr. Met @MeetMisterMet]

Ding Dong!!! Lagares!!!! #LETSGOMETS

[Mr. Met @MeetMisterMet]

We got outta that one! Bats, back to work!!!! #LETSGOMETS