Princess Peach

Oh~Mario. NO! Mario is a fat lil' bimbo who needs to settle down. I am Princess Peach, yes, PEACH. The biggest thot in the Mushroom Kingdom ((#NintendoRP))

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Touches @mercyhatesyou

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@GarlicAndGreed

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Cries in Peach @WielderOfWisdom https://t.co/chM2OMiFR6

[Psychology @psychologycult]

https://t.co/Oitk6QelCJ

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"Hidden Jutsu no.56: TOADSTOOL PALM!"

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"Love me and despair."

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"Just so you are all aware...

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"Hello~. Yes. I would like to order IMPENDING DOOM AND TORTURE for my toads. Mhm~. Yes. My credit card details are 555-666-666-666."

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@RevenantInRed Screams. "My plans have been foiled, yet again!."

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Slaps @RevenantInRed in the face with a frying pan.
#CuzReasons

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Peach runs away from home and majestically flies into @WielderOfWisdom's window and onto her sofa.

"Zelda. I can't with life."

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"I hope you toadlings are happy. MURDERERS!"

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"The cake is dead!. The cake. Is. Dead!."

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"GOOD LORD!"

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The Toads then set themselves aflame.

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"No. STOP. You're doing it all WRONG. Ugh!. Step ASIDE. MOVE YOUR BUTTS!" Peach screams at her toadlings as they baked a cake.
Well.
Tried.

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"Like. You can like...totes believe it." https://t.co/qs1aosFUpc

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//Missed being here tbh

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@WielderOfWisdom She leans in and whispers. "Especially DAISY." Peach winks and points at a random stranger passing by.

"DAISY IS GAY!"

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@WielderOfWisdom "Mhmmm~!" Snaps her fingers in a sassy, thot way. "W/O me, you'd be thotless for days and days."

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@WielderOfWisdom "B O Y"

"Oh~. Wait what are we talking about again?"
"OH!!!. Pumpkin spiiiiice."