Khayaali Pulao

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[Khayaali Pulao @MeetheKarele]

@rishabhbansal97 @MarchTee Yikes. Never ordering from them lol warning taken!

[Khayaali Pulao @MeetheKarele]

When i was 7-8, I bleached my face and hair Caucasian after I started using nail paint remover with acetone as a face cream+ hair serum. Didn't know what it was because I lived with Grandparents and i was a quiet kid so I didn't ask anyone.

[ethan !!! @slimeguyethan]

share a piece of lore about yourself

[Khayaali Pulao @MeetheKarele]

I want to see if a child who grows up with 240 crore worth of his own assets will eventually work 70h/week.

The point is not that NM took risks and made money, the point is that he's extremely tone deaf and patronising (albeit hard working)

[Niks @Pivot2Centre]

His grandfather risked everything. Like everything at a time when importing a computer required multiple trips to Delhi. He saw a future and believed himself to execute something that wasn’t even thought by anyone in the world.

He bet his whole company when their only client wanted a price reduction and NRN stood by his price.

He is the reason why BLR, HYD, Pune, Chennai, and Mohali have a tech sector.

He is the single most important reason why India’s IT export > India’s oil imports!

People see 70hrs of work. What they ignore is what NRN created over 40yrs.

It is his money. Earned with hard work, risk, luck, blood and sweat.

He can either gift it to his grand kid or donate it to a charity (cough cough Azim Premji) that is controlled by him to avoid taxes.

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

How old were you when you first noticed the "8" in the middle of the 8 of diamonds card?

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

This is the language of racist genocide. There’s no situation where this rhetoric is justifiable.

[Khayaali Pulao @MeetheKarele]

Shows off her what now...? 💀

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Teen Mom 2 star, Kailyn Lowry, shows off smoothie made out of her 5th baby's placenta.

[Danny Gold @DGisSERIOUS]

The Iraqi guy i follow on IG who does funny nature videos in broken English just posted a more compassionate and well written statement then like 90% of activists and journalists I’ve seen.

[Khayaali Pulao @MeetheKarele]

The nykaa fashion tweet was definitely inspired by this 💀

[Dawa_daaru @officeof_nasha]

Lol. These suckers took my money, leaked my info to some random bozo In Jharkhand and blocked me

[Khayaali Pulao @MeetheKarele]

SO to @nykaafashion because while I got the completely wrong item, return and refund was so hassle free 🤌🤌🤌

[Khayaali Pulao @MeetheKarele]

@judysquirrels They haven't really "acted" in a while so I think they've forgotten the "oh I'm ashamed" face

[Khayaali Pulao @MeetheKarele]

I told my ex about self harm and ideation and he sat with our mutual friends and mocked me for it, saying if I really wanted to KMS i would've ha ha 💀

[Prakriti @prakritea17]

Everyone’s talking about their first kiss, but I’m curious about the first time you sensed that your relationship wasn’t going to work out. What was the sign?

[Khayaali Pulao @MeetheKarele]

I can't wait for Zoya's Archies to be out and the internet smarties lose their freaking minds applying literary theory to it

[Khayaali Pulao @MeetheKarele]

@Myth_ology Hand-write it 20 times and you're good to go

[Khayaali Pulao @MeetheKarele]

Bhaisahab Jargon

I'd read an academic paper instead. It'd at least include citations and theoretical reasoning instead of the usual "complicating things to sound smart"

[Khayaali Pulao @MeetheKarele]

Born atheist
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Read Humpty Dumpty
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Discovered nihilism in more absurdist nihilistic nonsense
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Went to college
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Became Humpty Dumpty

[anya @yawnyaa]

Born atheist
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unironically read iskkkcon bhagavad gita (was gifted to me)
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became anti-hindu
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read 1 (one) page of Hegel's logic
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became trans & atheist

[Khayaali Pulao @MeetheKarele]

@xIAmRohit Thx. They're much better already!

[Khayaali Pulao @MeetheKarele]

How long are stitches supposed to itch before they finally heal?

[rhaenyra targaryen's lawyer @Targ_Nation]

the way this show has cultivated such a strong right wing "anti woke" fandom when it literally makes fun of them at every turn will always be so confusing to me