shayla 🖤

nursing major 💉 // livin free in the country that shaped me. 🤘🏼🇺🇸 // Layla Jade 🐶🖤 // Ginger Pig 🐹 // Jacob Dale Meece. ❤️

[shayla 🖤 @MeffordShayla]

I just wanna say I’m thankful for new friends. Even if we are drunk when we decide that we are friends. 😂❤️

[shayla 🖤 @MeffordShayla]

Well I’m deleting Twitter. So there’s that.

[sandy ❤️‍🔥 @sandysep]

Unpopular opinion: My body can be sweaty and disgusting as fuck and ill be fine but if my hair is the TINIEST bit greasy i feel like the scum of the earth. And dry shampoo just makes it worse.

[N @northcole_]

Yeah sex is great and all but have you ever had someone pick up your shift when you didn’t wanna work. God damn

[shayla 🖤 @MeffordShayla]

Same. https://t.co/XiSkxm8Z5v

[Keifer McIntyre @Cheif_Keif_23]

“Where you from?”

“Kentucky”

“Where in Kentucky?”

“Ghent”

“Oh ok what is that by?”

“Carrollton, Sanders, Warsaw”

“Uh Where?”

“Ya know butler park, McCools Tavern, I was born a river rat on the banks of the Ohio.” https://t.co/kuVyCmXZei

[shayla 🖤 @MeffordShayla]

@snow_jaylin Nigga

[shayla 🖤 @MeffordShayla]

I’m gonna have 92 hours on this check plus holiday pay. & extra $6.00 an hour for two shifts. 😍

[shayla 🖤 @MeffordShayla]

Am I the only girl that doesn’t know her actual 100% for sure bra size? Because I’m distraught that I don’t know like the FOR SURE, FOR REAL size lol. A’s are too small, some B’s fit, some are too big. Some C’s fit. What is going on here.

[Tara Greene 🐳 @tlaine23]

Your man doesn’t owe you shit. You’re in the relationship for each other, not the material things he gives you. Stop demanding he buy you shit. If you think I’m wrong, get a job instead of a boyfriend. Then go buy shit for yourself, you selfish bitches. https://t.co/HMRKCMxDtG

[Chase Hartman @c_hartman2]

If she’s working a full time job of 40+ hours a week & still makes time for you in her life. No matter what you do, treat her right & keep her. She’s the girl you want

[shayla 🖤 @MeffordShayla]

The only bad thing about working night shift is every time I’m trying to fucking sleep before I go in at night, my work is blowing up my phone wanting me to come in even earlier and work a 16 hr shift. Leave me alone.

[shayla 🖤 @MeffordShayla]

My job makes me lose it 200x a shift.

[tay ☆ @tayyystubbs]

i just saw a dad get out of the car with his two young boys and he yells ‘WHO CAN GO HUG MOM THE FASTEST?!’ and all of them start running toward their house. that’s the kind of future i want.

[shayla 🖤 @MeffordShayla]

“Where you from?”

“Kentucky”

“Where in Kentucky?”

“Carrollton”

“What’s it by?”

“Kentucky Speedway, Butler State Park, Ohio River”

“What’s that?”

“Louisville. I’m from Louisville. I live right in the middle. I’m red & people play basketball for me. I am the Cardinal.” https://t.co/RhZX8Finn0

[shayla 🖤 @MeffordShayla]

When your bf’s ex who is a cheater gets with your bff’s ex who is also a cheater. 😂

[shayla 🖤 @MeffordShayla]

I went and turned myself in today on a warrant my ex boyfriend issued in me for scratching a $7 sticker on his license plate. Was in there for 45 mins and the cops all called him retarded. Figured I’d let y’all know before you see my mugshot on his social media lmao.