Megan B

Listen, I'm a dumpster fire.
Wife and mother💚

@cashapp $mbrad22

[Megan B @MegB_422]

I am a whore for garlic and dill cheese curds.

[Megan B @MegB_422]

@clarajennettexd Yeah and I mean mine with good intentions too 😂

[Megan B @MegB_422]

@clarajennettexd I'd tell her that her parents probably still have her on their health insurance and until then she is not allowed to have an opinion

The audacity of children these days

[Megan B @MegB_422]

At least my rose doesn't talk back to me 🫪

[Clara Day™️ @clarajennettexd]

Quick reminder all men lie doesn’t matter who you are to them.

[Megan B @MegB_422]

Told hubs I wanted to sit down for 1 hr and not hear screaming and zone out doing 1 me thing before my brain had to have actual thoughts. "That's not how today's gonna be. What are you talking about?"

3 hrs later and all the yard chores are done....that's what I'm talking about

[Megan B @MegB_422]

Alright @FortniteStatus here are my list of SOS. Unfortunately idk how to clip and give you the thingies cuz I'm just a girl.

I just had like 4 lobbies in sqds. Lobby music WHOLE TIME
Portables don't always load with me
I could use my pickaxe for some rsn for a few matches

[Megan B @MegB_422]

My kid didn't even turn 7 and I've already decided that she's gonna go color with the nice lady. I'm done. You're gonna do it and you're gonna like it 😂😭🫠

[Megan B @MegB_422]

I feel like I can feel my brain vibrating. I want fucking knocked out

[Rated_Robynne @RatedR4Robynne]

Jeffrey Epstein was a narcissist and raped minors

Harvey Weinstein was a narcissist and raped minors

R. Kelly is a narcissist and raped minors

Donald Trump is a narcissist, who is using his money and power to hide the fact that he raped minors

[Megan B @MegB_422]

I just need a fuckin joint and then I'll probably calm down

[Megan B @MegB_422]

@FortniteStatus hey idk what's going on with my rift to go but I haven't been able to use it at all today. From solos all the way to squads

[Megan B @MegB_422]

@SensaiGaia1 @FNCreate Same. Sent my ships out and lost 2 rainbow blueprints back to back

[Megan B @MegB_422]

@FortniteStatus @EpicGames I just wanna build my droids man. Why's it keep crashing

[Megan B @MegB_422]

@clarajennettexd Is it like meal prep shit?

[Megan B @MegB_422]

@zandyor My kids

[Megan B @MegB_422]

Ever have a spooky dookie? Cuz I have👻💩

[Megan B @MegB_422]

I'm Mr. Charisma fuckin Pablo Escobar 🤪

[Megan B @MegB_422]

Bitch got a punchable face

[Megan B @MegB_422]

@clarajennettexd Vile behavior. I'll go for his good knee.