Megan B

My biggest regrets in life are always the meals I never got to eat

[Megan B @MegBankz]

Just reread THG series (again) and then stumbled upon this account vocalizing everything I’ve been screaming for the last decade plus

[Abeeha Tariq ✨ @AbeehaTariqArt]

I knew when I posted this the other day that someone was gonna say “katniss didn’t want peeta either”

Quite some people think (largely due to the movies but also lack of reading comprehension) that katniss wasn’t attracted to peeta. she was actually down bad for him

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[Megan B @MegBankz]

Tanner McKee is a McGod #GoBirds

[Megan B @MegBankz]

@powerjduq Where's the dislike button?

[Megan B @MegBankz]

It's been over 12 hours and I'm still mad that Fiyero didn't wear the white pants in #WickedMovie

[Kassie Watt @kassieepstein]

I am begging the @wickedmovie marketing team to invite these guys to ANY of the premiere events PLEASE

[𝙂𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙨 𝘿𝙪𝙗𝙨 🇺🇸 @GamecocksDubs]

A map of who America is rooting for in the World Series:

[Megan B @MegBankz]

@powerjduq @Mets As a friend, I’m sorry they lost but I’m happy you got to have a fun run. As a Phillies fan I wish MLB just voided the entire season.

[Megan B @MegBankz]

@taradise Universal Deluxe Resorts include UNLIMITED express at no additional cost. This is one ride per day

[Megan B @MegBankz]

I’ve never done heroine but I’ve now seen two lead off postseason Schwarbombs so I’m assuming it’s similar

[Megan B @MegBankz]

@powerjduq @Mets Oh no. The Phillies aren’t gonna sweep. We’ll give you false hope for game 3 and win it in 4 😎

[Megan B @MegBankz]

@powerjduq @Mets You got me on the Michael part but my body is 40% processed cheese whiz so it actually might keep me alive forever

[Megan B @MegBankz]

Me during the playoffs
Eagles: oh this will be fun!
Flyers: oh this will be fun!
Sixers: oh this will be fun till round 2!
Phillies: I WILL SKIN ALIVE ANYONE WHO LOOKS AT ME THE WRONG WAY
#RedOctober #GoPhils

[Megan B @MegBankz]

@powerjduq @Mets This series will be the most fun series I’ve seen in a long time and it will simultaneously take 6-10 years off my life

[Megan B @MegBankz]

@powerjduq @Mets I’d say these are fighting words but I fully plan to behead Mr Met

[Megan B @MegBankz]

Trying to manifest a @TheSavBananas weekend at Citizens Bank Park next year with the Bananas and @ThePrtyAnimals each getting a home game. #prettyplease

[Megan B @MegBankz]

@kingofpotassium Come for an entire weekend next year

[Megan B @MegBankz]

The Phillies treated July/August like a normal April/May just so Kyle Schwarber would treat September like June #RingTheBell #Schwarbomb

[Nicole 📖🧙‍♀️🌙🎃 @eag1estshirt]

idc about anyone’s opinions on stott or marsh until schwarber, turner & harper start hitting