Megan

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The extreme antibody reaction from those who fear free speech says it all

[Megan @MegCarneyy]

On that note. Philly mamas comin home 💃🏼

[Megan @MegCarneyy]

Last night living in Indiana. Been great all day and fly over states comes on my shuffle and I’m now hysterical. Happy tears because I deserve a new beautiful beginning, sad tears because how and where did the last six years of my life go.

[Megan @MegCarneyy]

Really need to write a book on my life bc it would easily become a NY times best seller 🤣😭

[Megan @MegCarneyy]

A 60 degree Christmas in the Midwest ??? Bizarre but I’ll take it 🎄🙌🏼

[Megan @MegCarneyy]

I literally am stumped on what to get my spoiled ass kids. It’s Christmas year round over here 😭😭😭

[Megan @MegCarneyy]

Life has really been so good lately 🥺 so many blessings.

[Megan @MegCarneyy]

Just bought 6 Christmas trees for my house. How long until my husband divorces me

[Megan @MegCarneyy]

I don’t even look anymore when I fill my tank up. @IvankaTrump tell your dad I miss him 🥺

[Megan @MegCarneyy]

There’s always next year 🙃🥲

[Megan @MegCarneyy]

Hearing Kennedy talk is still so bizarre to me. Like this little human is barking orders at me and is still waddling around in a diaper 🤣 Grey was basically non verbal until 3 so this time around it’s a totally different experience

[Megan @MegCarneyy]

Pottery barn shipping and customer service is a JOKE. Literally outrageous and why I stay tf out of that junk store.

[Megan @MegCarneyy]

Incase anyone was wondering girls are 100x harder than boys and the struggle is real over here. 😵‍💫

[Megan @MegCarneyy]

Lol this is embarrassing

[Megan @MegCarneyy]

@Miles_Teller 🦅🦅🦅🦅

[Megan @MegCarneyy]

LETS GO

[Megan @MegCarneyy]

K well that was not the start I wanted

[Megan @MegCarneyy]

All the kids in greys class today during their field trip were constantly telling me that I "don’t look like a mommy" …. I’m gonna take that as a major WIN.

[Megan @MegCarneyy]

Losing weight is fun and all until you literally have no clothes that fit you.

[Megan @MegCarneyy]

@smbfibercelcase Clickbait on Netflix. Holy SHIT. Literally watch it