Meg

I'm a just-barely-thirty-something who enjoys making food that looks like other food and has an affinity for fake glasses and scandal. WHIMSICAL AS HELL, BRAH!

[Meg @MegDen]

One last spam blast with my back to school Amazon wishlist. My kiddos and I thank you! 😘 #clearthelist2022 https://t.co/h1lrNi35bw

[Meg @MegDen]

Is that @davidwain on #jeopardy with a Bigfoot shirt?

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@Sharjes05 @TESManchild *YTho

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@Sharjes05 @TESManchild *Your

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@_omgigi_ Right? I’m ✨uncomfy✨

[Meg @MegDen]

@Nightosp7 @MarcoCollantes2 @TESManchild @cartoonnetwork @wizardingworld Kinda like a grown ass man caring a lot about another grown ass man living his life. 🤷🏻‍♀️ can you imagine gate keeping Cartoon Network content?

[Meg @MegDen]

Can you imagine Kandy Muse trying to tell you the you need to be more self aware?! #GURL #RPDR #RPDR13

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Coming back to twitter to share that Carlos on #Jeopardy looks like a cross between Ray Romano and Jeff Goldblum. Good day sirs.

[Meg @MegDen]

@ONCustServ I’ve been trying to get a hold of customer service for days- hours on the phone on hold, no one available for chat- please help!

[Meg @MegDen]

@SheaCoulee look at that cutie walking around the workroom helping all the girls out like drag race Tim Gunn! #rpdr #dragraceallstars5

[Meg @MegDen]

I know we are in quarantine but surely the library must still be open? #readingisfundamental @RuPaulsDragRace #RPDR12 Where is the reading challenge? #RuPaulsDragRace

[Meg @MegDen]

HOW YALL GONNA PUT A 79 YEAR OLD DIONNE WARWICK IN A MOUSE COSTUME?! #MaskedSinger

[Meg @MegDen]

Wait, is there really no explanation as to why the ketchup bottle said it was the year 2023? #snl #AdamDriver

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@EmbryEthan @annieleibovitz @1107miss I think of this movie every time I see bottles of ketchup in restaurants

[Meg @MegDen]

#CantHardlyWait was #2 on Vultures Top 8 movies about the end of high school AND I FINALLY FEEL SEEN.
CC: @EmbryEthan #StrawberryPoptarts

[Meg @MegDen]

celebrating #RexManningDay by ranking all of my favorite @EmbryEthan movies #SayNoMoreMonAmour #CantHardyWaitIsStillNumer1

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@KenJennings What’s your number tho?

[Meg @MegDen]

Ok, but how come @GanacheSilky didn’t throw @bibbymoynihan on her back and run him around like a Miley wrecking ball? #untucked #rpdr #rpdr11 #rupaulsdragrace #RupaulsDragRaceSeason11 @RuPaulsDragRace

[carolyn @ballerguy]

I don’t know what college kid who does improv needs to hear this right now but yelling your jokes loudly does not make them funny

[Meg @MegDen]

WAIT A DANG MINUTE, YOU HAVE #JOHNMULANEY HOSTING #SNL AND #BILLHADER IN THE COLD OPEN BUT NO #STEFON ON #WEEKENDUPDATE?! HOW DARE YOU!!!!