donns

yeah no for sure

[donns @MegDonns]

ladies, do NOT let your friends get radical ideas like this inside their heads

[donns @MegDonns]

this week people are taking the lyrics of Fly Eagles Fly and really holding space with that and feeling power in that

[Freddie Shanel @freddie_shanel]

your 20s are for gathering brick and wood and your 30s are all about ore and wheat

[scumbag baby @tapptastical]

hello sharks i’m asking for $48 so i can do a hostile take over of a dive bars’ touchtunes

[mob wife titties @pedalbroad]

Please...doctor...I'm so sick....you must prescribe me....soft pretzel..

[Jaden @jaden]

I Was Sitting With A Group Of Friends Once, Mix Of Guys And Girls, And They We’re All Talking And Laughing Telling Stories, Then They Looked Over At Me And I Was Fully Sobbing Silent Tears, Like Fully Crying.

[katelyn @noitskatelyn]

now what do you have to do with anything

[paige hettinger @404paigenotfnd]

what if you were jake gyllenhaal and you wanted to go to heaven but god said nah remember when you missed taylor swift’s 21st birthday party

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

when he invites you down into the catacombs to sample from a rare vintage of amontillado 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

huge win in court today. the supreme court has officially ruled in my favor that “uh oh spaghettio” is not a legally binding admission of guilt.

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

Your honor what’s the move after this like what’s everyone getting into

[donns @MegDonns]

when billie says “i don’t talk shit about you on the internet” i don’t sing along because yes i do

[donns @MegDonns]

due to unforeseen circumstances i will be resuming my downward spiral

[donns @MegDonns]

cdc says i can keep my mask on until i get my nose done

[Duquesne University @duqedu]

Hats off to the @DuqBiz Class of 2021! Congratulations! #DuqGrad 🎓