Megan Elizabeth

She’s a wild one, runnin’ free.. 🌾

[Megan Elizabeth @MegEScar]

How allergic to poison ivy am I?
My hunting stuff sat at my ex’s house for 3.5 years and I STILL got poison ivy from it.

[Megan Elizabeth @MegEScar]

I cannot put into words the way being a mom has completed my life in ways I never imagined possible.

[Megan Elizabeth @MegEScar]

I got a bag of m&m’s and it smells so much like wintergreen and some handfuls taste like it too.
What is happening, @mmschocolate!?

[Megan Elizabeth @MegEScar]

Paislee’s also going to be swimming in hers, but that’s my fault I ordered her a 18-24m on accident 🫠

[Megan Elizabeth @MegEScar]

I ordered all of us @OldNavy shirts for the fourth, and they cancelled Caleb’s shirt and now I can’t buy one his size. 😭
I wish they would’ve emailed that they were out of that color/size so I could pick a different color before they all sold out.

[Megan Elizabeth @MegEScar]

I always wonder if I’m doing okay and right by the girls, because I get frustrated and short with them sometimes. But then Joslyn will be playing and come over, give me a kiss, and go back to playing and I think I’m doing alright.

[Megan Elizabeth @MegEScar]

He’s getting me a king size bed 😭😍

[Megan Elizabeth @MegEScar]

Caleb “ruined” my Mother’s Day present because he needed to make sure he was getting the right one. I’d mentioned wanting a new mattress because ours is OLD and honestly nasty.

[Megan Elizabeth @MegEScar]

Tell me why this man is getting me a brand new bed frame and mattress. But that’s not all, between both of us and the dogs the bed is tight.

[Megan Elizabeth @MegEScar]

I love using the EKG on my Apple Watch because it always says “normal sinus” as I’m throwing PVC’s every other beat. Like I can feel them and see them on the EKG but the watch doesn’t detect them and it’s just amusing to me

[Megan Elizabeth @MegEScar]

Watching the superbowl in overtime with 3 sleeping kids 5 feet from the living room is STRESSFUL

[Megan Elizabeth @MegEScar]

So I’ve been sick and last night felt extra terrible. Without asking (because I would absolutely never ask) Caleb stayed up and out of the bedroom for a while and kept the dogs out so I could get a few hours of good sleep.

[Megan Elizabeth @MegEScar]

So I sleep better when Caleb isn’t in bed. That sounds kinda bad, but, it’s not even Caleb, it’s the dogs and Caleb take up too much bed. But every time we’ve shut them out of our room, they’ve torn things up being anxious they’re not with us.

[Megan Elizabeth @MegEScar]

That’s kinda besides the point though.

[Megan Elizabeth @MegEScar]

Caleb aunt (more like sister) used to sing him “You are my sunshine” everyday and Caleb’s been singing it to Pais every time he’s putting her to sleep and my heart 🥹

[Megan Elizabeth @MegEScar]

One of the dogs just puked on the carpet and Caleb and I both also almost threw up.
Who let us have children?

[Megan Elizabeth @MegEScar]

Sick Pais has me drinking a protein shake, liquid IV, eating some Oreos, adding extra water and pumps. 😅
I’m scared of her lack of eating good the last few days will wreck my supply of us couldn’t tell

[Megan Elizabeth @MegEScar]

But here was 8 hours later. I mean there’s still ice, but, I guess my expectations of how long @StanleyBrand would hold ice were too high

[Megan Elizabeth @MegEScar]

Man, I don’t know how that girl’s @StanleyBrand kept ice in it through a car fire. Mine doesn’t hold ice longer than 8 hours 😭

[Megan Elizabeth @MegEScar]

Welp. I posted that planning to take pictures throughout the day to see how long it took to melt but Paislee spiked a fever and we spent the night in the ER.