Megan Warren

it’s ya boi

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Gas prices are at crazy levels--fire Obama!

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

Florida Panthers owner Vinnie Viola has won back-to-back Stanley Cups and now the 152nd Kentucky Derby. What an insane three year run for him.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I just saw the TPUSA halftime show being called Klanchella and I can’t stop laughing 😂

[J.S. Park 박준 @jsparkblog]

People not in the Epstein files:

- drag queens
- transgender athletes
- librarians
- Black journalists
- “radical leftist scum”
- hungry family needing SNAP benefits
- workers on strike
- the cast of Sesame Street

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Free speech is when you are punished for criticizing the President’s favorite podcaster.

[Erin Wise @wiseaboutPA926]

Barbie warned us about this sign of fascism

[Mattie Timmer @MattieTimmer]

She had to take it off because it had started to burn and sizzle.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Oops @PeteHegseth did it again

[Roxy @RoxyTall]

put him in a pool and delete the ladder

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

RFK better not be getting any ideas

[the little libra that could @Gaberzzzzz]

Your child is autistic but you voted for someone who wants to defund the department of education which would grant your child special learning accommodations but no yeah “Jesus is king”

[jay 🍉 @wasteofurfaith]

wanted a femininomenon got a feloninomenon instead

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

If you voted for Trump, I don’t judge you for your choice of political party.

I judge you for your lack of morals, ethics, compassion and humanity.

I judge you for your support of racism, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, treason and fascism.

So will others. So will history.

[Guilty as Slade? ✨🤌🏼 @Jesse_bslade]

me every day for the next 4 years:

[Zena Keita @itszenakeita]

When people used to fail open-book tests in high school, I used to be genuinely confused.

I get it now.

[kenz @allthekenz]

god take away all of tua’s pain and give it to d*shaun watson

[Zach Seidel @Seidel_Z]

Harrison Butker looking over to the Ravens sideline and seeing multiple women assistant coaches

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Me: The U.S. sucks, I hate it here

Beyoncé: Introducing Team USA!

Me:

[Shyanne 🫶🏼 @StanGirl1989]

i want her to get up on that debate stage and thank him for his generous donation that helped her get to where she is today like i promise you that man will factory reset from panicking so bad aksjjsjskaka

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

teachers are buying their own books