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I think some lads seem forget every girl is connected in some way, by a friend or friend of friend and the truth always comes out 👀👀

[meg @MegHansen_x]

You know your life has peaked when you’re having to use 2 hours of your annual leave to do a grocery shop 😴😵‍💫

[meg @MegHansen_x]

If Finn was to go to nursery full time it would cost us £20K a year / £1650 a month, how is that even justifyable 😂

[meg @MegHansen_x]

Just fully spoke Greek to a waiter and he says sorry I’m Romanian 🫠

[meg @MegHansen_x]

5AM and still no sleep 🥲🥲

[meg @MegHansen_x]

Why have I just spent an hour wrapping my babies Christmas presents, I am going to the one to open them anyway 🤷🏼‍♀️

[meg @MegHansen_x]

I wonder at what point my partner will start getting annoyed when he comes home and I tell him I’ve booked another holiday 🤔

[meg @MegHansen_x]

Still can’t get over the fact I was called a Karen at the races, all because I stopped a guy filming a drunk girl in the GIRLS toilet naked… this generation is mad to think that’s ok ????

[meg @MegHansen_x]

I need bbq and drinks in my life

[meg @MegHansen_x]

Also how is my son so TALL, definitely did not inherit that from me 😂

[meg @MegHansen_x]

Had a baby 15 days ago and already pre pregnancy weight 🙌🏻🙌🏻

[meg @MegHansen_x]

It’s crazy what you can get through when you have the most amazing, supportive partner. So thankful 💙

[meg @MegHansen_x]

If someone else tells me “he’ll come when he’s ready” I will SCREAM 🥲

[meg @MegHansen_x]

Why say to a pregnant woman “get your sleep in now whilst you can!!” Like having an extra hour nap now is going to help my sleep deprivation in a months time ?? Not helpful 🙃

[meg @MegHansen_x]

When you buy something of Fb marketplace from someone who lives 2 doors from you, without realising 😂🤣

[meg @MegHansen_x]

Why does no one tell you that Braxton hicks start from 20 weeks pregnant

[meg @MegHansen_x]

He literally knows everyone in the village, not that it’s difficult when the whole population is under 500’people 😂

[meg @MegHansen_x]

Our postman definitely deserves a raise. My mom wasn’t in and he knows I only live round the corner, so drove round to ensure my mom got her packages on time 📦 @RoyalMail

[meg @MegHansen_x]

So special feeling my baby move😍🥰

[meg @MegHansen_x]

Went to Morrisons earlier to get dinner, as soon as we walk in Shay asks, “shall we have a look down the baby isle and buy our son some cute outfits?” 🥲 it’s the little things that make me realise why I love this man ❤️

[meg @MegHansen_x]

My cat, who has been sleeping in the same spot since 9AM this morning (apart getting up to eat) has just stood up, stretched, yawned and gone back to sleep… that is the life