MegJumpTweets

I like my beer dark and my heels high.

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@goodbrewguide @goofydeer Thanks for all the memories, sir.

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@dr_will_actual @SierraNevada I have to know who you’re in a debate with about this…. 😊

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@goofydeer They are a vehicle for butter. Maybe we need to rethink your priorities. That’s all. Good nite. ☺️

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@CasinoJoeYahoo Hahahahahahahahaha

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Is it seriously only Tuesday?

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@keels81 I really miss flour tortillas.

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@Jeremy_Danner Yeah, no shit me either! What if were so old they hadn’t been discovered yet when we were his age?

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@Jeremy_Danner I was today years old when I learned that space, basically, has what could equate to astrophysical acne... were super screwed.

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@The_Bakari 🙄

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@maryannemarin For real? How do you not know about this? 😘

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Love this

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Anybody know when @Doritos stopped putting “cool ranch” seasoning on the Cool Ranch Doritos? I’m pretty sure these are just tortilla chips... 😢

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@harvestmoon940 You ARE on social media! Lol.... I never knew this!

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I can't leave till you do Air Force One..... Speed it up.
That plane is too big for one person

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https://t.co/87PCEnmx4E

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@JGuitarza @keels81 I mean, QT isn't that far away....

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@keels81 No. I refuse. I'm voting for being part of that microgeneration. Xennial for life?

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Cause I want cool stuff that will infuriate me when I try to use it! https://t.co/FgnsiMIZrq