Meghan Lavertree

Pura Vida ✌️

[Meghan Lavertree @MegLavertree]

What’s really humbling is when you try to give your 70lb dog the heimlich (not what you’re supposed to do) because you think he’s choking (he wasn’t at all) and youre yelling “stay with me!” All in view of the neighbors.

[Meghan Lavertree @MegLavertree]

I now measure time in All Too Wells.
Dropping kid off at daycare = 1 All Too Well.
Driving to Riverton = 3.5 All Too Wells.
#OnRepeat #SaveMeFromMyself

[Meghan Lavertree @MegLavertree]

Just between us, I remember it, all too well

[Meghan Lavertree @MegLavertree]

MELTING

[krisna @thlonelyisland]

brett goldstein’s uncensored #emmy acceptance speech <3

[krisna @thlonelyisland]

brett goldstein’s uncensored #emmy acceptance speech <3

[Rotten Tomatoes 🍅 @RottenTomatoes]

Roy ‘f***king’ Kent! Congrats to Brett Goldstein on his first #Emmys win for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series for #TedLasso. https://t.co/ldtI6rcuwC

[Meghan Lavertree @MegLavertree]

Eating crow. Ted lasso is good. Like really good.

[Meghan Lavertree @MegLavertree]

@okayyAK I still think about your tweet over a week later and I’m still laughing. You are ridiculous.

[Meghan Lavertree @MegLavertree]

@okayyAK 💀Ashley.

[Meghan Lavertree @MegLavertree]

My 20 month old just sat on my stomach, held my head still, leaned over toward my face with the Tylenol syringe, and said “go to sleep.” What are our chances that this kid is NOT a serial killer?

[Meghan Lavertree @MegLavertree]

All too well will never not cut me to the fucking core

[Meghan Lavertree @MegLavertree]

This red eye is completely doable now that I realized it’s already midnight on the east coast and Taylor’s new album is out #OnRepeat #evermorealbum

[Meghan Lavertree @MegLavertree]

Tbh I’m still not over folklore

🤯

[Meghan Lavertree @MegLavertree]

<<< when you ask your new company what the dress code is and they say ‘street wear’ #PINCHME

[Meghan Lavertree @MegLavertree]

FIRST FEMALE VICE PRESIDENT ELECT 😭🙏🏻👊🏻

[Meghan Lavertree @MegLavertree]

PA COMING THROUGH 🙏🏻���🙏🏻😭

[Meghan Lavertree @MegLavertree]

@okayyAK We are oldddddd

[Meghan Lavertree @MegLavertree]

When it rains it fucking pours man

[Meghan Lavertree @MegLavertree]

Today my husband yelled “it’s human to fart!” as I turned on the audio for my zoom meeting. #2020

[Meghan Lavertree @MegLavertree]

A new low of parenthood... managed to lock ourselves out of the child proofed cabinets 🤦🏻‍♀️😫