Meg ♡

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[Meg ♡ @MegLuvsKillua]

what if i spontaneously combusted in front of everyone

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

I hate traveling bc I hate leaving my cats I be googling shit like “do cats kno when ur gone for too long”

[Meson @kenlazy2]

Even in your fantasy you remained a slave

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A pest control company has released a free dating sim where you romance anime bug boys, voiced by Attack on Titan's Eren Yeager

Every relationship ends with you using bug spray to kill your insect boyfriend

[ᴀʟᴇᴄ 🍃 @alecsbutt]

SpongeBob as random objects

[sophie @seigfrieder]

Work friend that I want to turn into my real life friend texted me first

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

For pride month you can't say "let me get this straight...", you have to say "just so we're queer..."

[oli @highkeyoli]

minecraft seed hunters have found a seed that has EVERY SINGLE biome AND structure within 1000 blocks of 0,0 (screenshots using voxy to increase render distance)

found by u/ShoowMe7777777
seed: 8500081009970950196

[The Herald @heraldscotland]

A capybara pup has been born at Edinburgh Zoo, the first birth of its kind in Scotland in 18 years 👇

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

you’re gunna have to pull me away from this like i’m a pig in a trough

[︎︎ s @saeioura]

what do you guys think of my catcakes😼

[NaughtyNauticalJay @JayTCB4]

Happy for her transition

[Fanatics Collect @Collect]

A cat in China named Liu Liu is going viral for dressing up as his favorite Pokémon character

[talia @taliasbonnin]

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water

[masha @masha_slp]

I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. They have their reasons

[Luke | 220 pulls for Himeko Nova !! @iloveovervape]

I thought that was bowsers full on cock omg

[Queen Liza🩷🤍💙 @KrystalWolfyAlt]

mii

[Gatwirii♊ @thatgeminibloom]

Give her all the funding imagine just 4 cycles a year 💃🏽

[Melony🍈 @MelonTeee]

at her shrine graciously accepting the food and drink that was offered