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pretty eyes, pirate smile ♪

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Miranda Hope single https://t.co/dZpkma5Eed

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#oneverycorner #sweepstakes @Enterprise

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#oneverycorner #sweepstakes @Enterprise

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#sweepstakes #oneverycorner  @Enterprise

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#oneverycorner #sweepstakes @Enterprise

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#oneverycorner #sweepstakes @Enterprise

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#sweepstakes #oneverycorner @Enterprise

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#oneverycorner #sweepstakes @Enterprise

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https://t.co/0xNFkvMlKg

@HilaryDuff’s comeback is bigger than the kickoff of her career and I am HERE for it. A non problematic QUEEN.

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11:00am ET: @McDonalds Caviar releases
11:00am ET: website crashes
11:07am ET: website is back up, caviar is sold out 😑

Make it make sense.

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@rossstoresshops @tjmaxx @marshalls @HomeGoods alright, hear me out…

…no more stickers.

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If it was 2012, my Facebook status would read: “Meg is feeling chilly 🥶 with the AC back on!”

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@GeorgiaPower you ain’t shit

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Why are people still shooting and bombing as acts of terrorism when literally all you have to do is cut wifi and cell service to induce mass hysteria? #savannahga #verizon #hargray

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If you don’t enjoy backwash in your beverages, parenthood is not for you.

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If you’re not into watching the same 5 movies 10x a day, parenthood is not for you.

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Just tried to check my DoorDash drivers location using the Find My app 🥴😂

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I just feel like all major interstate should have more than 2 lanes. Mandatory 3+ lanes because WTF

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3 things that have no business being as expensive as they are:

1. Garbage cans. THEY HOLD GARBAGE.
2. Patio furniture. IT’S WICKER, IT STAYS OUTSIDE, & ALWAYS GETS RUINED
3. Bar stools. WHY?! IT DOESN’T EVEN COME WITH A TABLE!

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Is it just me/my phone or do y’all’s phone work worse when it’s in 5G, too? 🤔