Megan Green

Mechanical Engineer- Department of Defense

[Megan Green @MegMeg1017]

Nothing humbles you quite like Facebook memories 😅

[Megan Green @MegMeg1017]

I only have to work one more Friday for the rest of 2022 👏🏽🙌🏽

[Megan Green @MegMeg1017]

I’m watching Addams Family for 1st time ever, and I’m not sure why I waited this long #spookyseason

[Megan Green @MegMeg1017]

Halloween is over two months away, but I have already decided on Ellie’s costume

[Megan Green @MegMeg1017]

It’s 7:00 on a Friday night and I’m in my PJs ready to start dozing off on the couch #lit

[Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd]

Random Twitter Person: your dogs are so spoiled
Us: Judging by the amount of money they’ve saved our family on therapy, they’ve earned the spot on the couch.

[Megan Green @MegMeg1017]

May or May not still follow our hotel in Greece on social media so I can daydream about going back

[Megan Green @MegMeg1017]

Why am I thinking about running a half marathon in November only a month after running a marathon 🙃

[Megan Green @MegMeg1017]

Just booked my flight to Texas. See you soon @chipgaines and @joannagaines!

[Megan Green @MegMeg1017]

I love when TSA at small airports tell me how to go through security. Ma’am. I’m from Atlanta. My bags are already in a bin.

[Megan Green @MegMeg1017]

Update: please tell me why my husband is emailing the dealership directly about an EV that is in transit

[Megan Green @MegMeg1017]

Work has been so much electric vehicle stuff that my husband is now looking into electric vehicles for us

[Megan Green @MegMeg1017]

Not me looking at pumpkin recipes in July when it will be over 100 degrees later

[Megan Green @MegMeg1017]

I used FYSA in a personal text 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Megan Green @MegMeg1017]

I miss writing in a planner everyday

[Megan Green @MegMeg1017]

@Soccer_spazz14 My husband kept one for over ten years. He let me borrow it once. I lost it.

[Megan Green @MegMeg1017]

I can’t keep a flash drive to save my life

[Megan Green @MegMeg1017]

I went out for Mexican last night. We are having tacos tonight. Tomorrow, we are going to a taco and tequila festival.

[Megan Green @MegMeg1017]

I hate people sometimes

[Megan Green @MegMeg1017]

I’ve been in the Midwest for less than 12 hours, and I’ve already eaten at @culvers twice 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Megan Green @MegMeg1017]

Nothing like falling asleep on the couch before 7:30 on a Friday night 😎