"Delete the exclamation marks from your email"
"Don't say 'thank you so much'"
"No one will respect you if you say please in an email"
What if I just force my coworkers to accept that I am a girl and this is how I like to talk? What about that?
Elmo thought you might need this! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
“per my last email” = fuck you
“apologies for the delay” = fuck me
“cc’ing for visibility” = you’re fucked
“checking in in this” = i’m fucked
“let’s revisit in Q4” = fuck this
“i’m not sure that’s aligned” = fuck that
“respectfully yours” = fuck all y’all
welcome to the week after Christmas, the date is sometime between Tuesday and August, a handful of cheese at 4pm counts as a meal, Irish Cream can be consumed between 6am and January and putting on your high school band shirt from your parents’ closet counts as “getting dressed”
@pastelgalaxy23@simplybenlogica@olivephaedra Correct the jackfilms channel existed since 2006 but Ben's referring to the second channel Jack made, jjjacksfilms
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