Megan Morris 💎

29 years old. Attempting to adult ❤️ it does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live ✨

[Netflix UK & Ireland @NetflixUK]

The Queen. The Prime Minister. The Princess. Welcome to the 80s.

The Crown Season 4 arrives 15 Nov. Only on Netflix.

[Sky HISTORY @HISTORYUK]

Pope Innocent VIII decreed in 1484 that ‘sorceresses were real and harmful through their involvement in the acts of Satan’.

More than 90% of those accused of witchcraft were women, being seen as weaker and more willing to do the ‘devil’s work’.

https://t.co/Gq4DM3frNp

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

At least the new lockdown will give you a chance to revisit all the hobbies you developed in the old one, and see if you can do them in the dark, while crying

[forest fr1ends @forest_fr1ends]

- your own dirty gladiator, phallicus maximus is here to service your needs.
- well i’m afraid hornynus minimus just wants to finish her book...

[Prof Janina Ramirez @DrJaninaRamirez]

Feeling a bit ‘Woman With the Handbag’ today....... so much to fight against at the moment.

[Laura Smith @LauraSmithCrewe]

Says it all really doesn’t it

[The Midult @themidult]

I'll raise you 'sleeping on top of the duvet' @mybestiesays

[The Midult @themidult]

New strategy needed

[Xiaraaaaa , @xiaraaaaa_]

Been telling my daughter to take this mask off for over 3 hours 💀 she’s not listening .

[Megan Morris 💎 @MegMegMegMeg]

A week ago today our rescued from abandonment girlie bun surprised us with baby buns 😍🐰
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#bunnies #rabbits #baby #babies #babyanimals #babyrabbit #surprise #cute #happy #firsttimebunmum #bunniesofinstagram… https://t.co/9RdxpsnKyR

[Megan Morris 💎 @MegMegMegMeg]

What a lovely delivery on a Friday 🥰
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#bake #bakery #supportsmallbusiness #bakestagram #bakesofinstagram #cakesofinstagram #cookie #cookiepie #yum #yummy #friday #friyay #treatyoself #tomefromme #tasty… https://t.co/719HdSMhfm

[Paul Brand @PaulBrandITV]

NEW: In a twist of irony, the Transport Secretary flew to Spain this morning.

He will now be subject to his own quarantine rules when he returns from holiday.

[BBC Weather @bbcweather]

This year, we didn't quite reach the heights of 25th July 2019 when the UK recorded its hottest day ever. Nick Miller looks back https://t.co/WRUzcyctxz

[The Old Joke Archive @OldJokeArchive]

- Answers (1906)

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The only two characters that appeared in every episode of "Sabrina the Teenage Witch" were Salem (the cat) and Sabrina.

[Megan Morris 💎 @MegMegMegMeg]

So in love 😍
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#nails #fresh #sparkle #glitter #white #shimmer #fave #beautiful #beauty #treatyoself #supportsmallbusiness #supportlocal #tuesday #nexgen #acrylicnails #insta #instagood #instadaily #instanails… https://t.co/LkKJcoDMUq