Megan Phillips

I laugh out loud a bunch and sometimes I wear makeup. performer, writer, comedian. vocal coach,@MountviewLDN grad. creator of @theanxietyshow

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@theCarlaMarie Ok. Seriously. How do we find this out? We found the real identity of Tommy Wiseau…. Surely this can be discovered.

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I used to think the childhood game Memory was just prep for matching socks on laundry day but turns out it’s also finding dumbbells at the gym #whoknew

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I like to think of anti-depressants less as “happy pills” and more as “don’t kill yourself pills.”

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Driving thru the Interior main takeaway: big lakes, cheap gas.

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We really need to give ourselves more props for taking showers.

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Is life without an air fryer even a life?

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Finally got on the @EEAAOA24 train. Loved it etc. but main takeaway is there is an alternate reality where Halloween is made with hot dog hands and suddenly I want to watch scary movies.

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@selenavyle Omg!!!!! 🤯🤯🤯🤯

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Where were you the first time you heard Satisfied from Hamilton?? 😍

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Soooo… #hair was written by a Canadian. LET THAT SINK IN.

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Isn’t it nice we can wipe our noses and cough in public again*?

*the guy sitting beside me seems to think so 😒

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Is it just me, or is it weird that people without uteruses get a vote to what people with uteruses can choose to do with what’s inside their uteruses?

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@antontweedale TOTALLY NATURAL

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Let’s be clear: I AM pro-murdering babies.

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From now on I am only tweeting from space. #ElonMuskBuyTwitter

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For the amount of jokes I’ve squeezed quoting “the first rule of _____ is we don’t talk about ____”, watching fight club just the once has been a great ROI. 💅🏻

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Just added reverb to a Hard Rock Guitar midi track and this is the closest I will ever get to having a penis.

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The paint mixer lady really doesn’t appreciate how great my set went tonight, but I had to catch @HomeDepot before they closed. #thisis38

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@KaitlinGoldin God I hope that’s a euphemism.

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@LeviMcCachen HAHHAHAHA