Meg

late night thoughts at all hours of the day

[Meg @MegSandyyy]

If you’re not power walking in the mall I hate you

[Meg @MegSandyyy]

I miss your face

[Meg @MegSandyyy]

A part of me died with you

[Meg @MegSandyyy]

Every single person out there is a mosaic of everyone they have ever met

[Meg @MegSandyyy]

Simultaneously sinking and swimming

[Meg @MegSandyyy]

My life is now split into two categories: when you were in it and when you weren’t

[Meg @MegSandyyy]

@micbs_ ❤️❤️

[Meg @MegSandyyy]

Even though there’s a Harry Potter marathon on every other weekend I’d like to think yesterday’s marathon was for me

[Meg @MegSandyyy]

Like this tweet if you grew up watching Veggie Tales so I know it wasn’t just a fever dream

[Meg @MegSandyyy]

@ma_oody DAS RIGHT

[Meg @MegSandyyy]

Was trying to tell my fiancé that the girl on our TV show looked like Meredith Blake from the Parent Trap and he goes, “you think I don’t know the Olsen twins?!”

[Meg @MegSandyyy]

I’ve never been to prison but I can imagine their bathroom situation is better than the Wharf’s

[Meg @MegSandyyy]

@baby__al The only reason they didn’t ask is because of the mask

[Meg @MegSandyyy]

Never wear open toed shoes to the nail salon because you will get shamed into getting a pedicure

[Meg @MegSandyyy]

The road to hell is paved with marshmallow peeps

[Meg @MegSandyyy]

For today is important because I am exchanging a day of my life for it

[Meg @MegSandyyy]

New Girl is highbrow comedy and you can’t convince me otherwise

[Meg @MegSandyyy]

This didn’t age well

[Meg @MegSandyyy]

Add a mini brewery and I'd quarantine myself indefinitely

[Meg @MegSandyyy]

I had my hair in a bun yesterday and when I walked into work my boss goes, “what happened to your hair?!” So if anybody needs me I will be respectfully passing away

[Dylan @miamiguydylan]

When you lose your mom in the store https://t.co/sUZkvJDjge