Meaghan Beese

My choices specific, my scenework terrific, my writing is tight, and it's bright, and prolific. -Amy Poehler

[Meaghan Beese @Meg_Beese]

Please give Sarah Paulson a guest Emmy for her work on this season of The Kardashians

[Julia Claire @ohJuliatweets]

IT'S THE TAPPAN ZEE BRIDGE TONIGHT, BITCH

[Meaghan Beese @Meg_Beese]

Every person they cast on this season of #LoveisBlind was not mentally stable enough to go through this experiment. What did they do to these contestants this season that put them through so much psychological torture??

[Meaghan Beese @Meg_Beese]

I never thought a song that starts with the line “everybody’s so punk on the internet” would cut me so deeply to my core #TSTheLifeofaShowgirl

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

she did it omg

[Meaghan Beese @Meg_Beese]

You cannot convince me Taylor didn’t write “CANCELLED!” while watching the first Wicked movie #TSTheLifeofaShowgirl

[Meaghan Beese @Meg_Beese]

Top 3 are “Wood” “Opalite” and “The Life of a Showgirl.” Not necessarily in that order #TSTheLifeofaShowgirl

[Meaghan Beese @Meg_Beese]

Enjoy these last few minutes of me pre-TLOASG before I become an insufferable person

[Meaghan Beese @Meg_Beese]

Shoutout to all the corporate Swifties sending work emails on the Spotify pop-up line right now (I just sent a work email from the Spotify pop-up line)

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Taylor Swift stuns at Chiefs game. https://t.co/zKvISJf1YT

[🦝 @dykefully]

if you'd said to me the words cynthia erivo labubu jesus christ superstar michelle yeoh in the same sentence prior to 2021 i think i would've had an aneurysm on the spot

[sam goldner @szgoldner]

the white house website has a countdown for the big beautiful bill that looks exactly like the domino’s pizza tracker

[Meaghan Beese @Meg_Beese]

These Jimmy Awards kids this year are SOMETHING ELSE. Were they created in a lab?? They are actually TOO TALENTED

[mary @elaine_stritch]

“I asked chat GPT” “I asked Grok” okay well I asked Jamie Lloyd and he put me in black boxer briefs and covered me in goop

[c ☆ @tintafey]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[Meaghan Beese @Meg_Beese]

People are all up in these comments yelling that it should be free IT LITERALLY IS. THEY SAID IT’LL STILL AIR ON PBS I BEG YOU TO READ AND RESEARCH

[Netflix @netflix]

N IS FOR NETFLIX!

Sesame Street is joining the Netflix family! Brand new episodes — as well as past seasons — will premiere later this year.

[mary @elaine_stritch]

why is this the cuntiest picture I’ve ever seen in my life

[Meaghan Beese @Meg_Beese]

We are blessed to live in a time where we’re getting 3 consecutive days of Amy Poehler podcast content

[💚 @menzelmania]

IDINA MENZEL AS MAUREEN JOHNSON IN 2025 I AM DECEASED