Meg Doyle

[Golden @netflixgolden]

Don't mess with mother. Michelle Yeoh is back in action in the teaser for THE BROTHERS SUN, coming to Netflix on January 4, 2024 #GeekedWeek

[Meg Doyle @Meg_Doyle]

Ban Apple watches with formal wear.

[Meg Doyle @Meg_Doyle]

I just GASPED at the memory of Dawson Leery’s dad dying in a car accident because he dropped. his. ice. cream. cone. and bent down to get it while driving, taking his eyes off the road and bam. Savage way to go out and yet…relatable.

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The only thing that can make me question why I live in Los Angeles: stepping foot into the Beverly Hills Erewhon. Not traffic. Not taxes. Not Hollywood climber types. Beverly. Hills. Erewhon.

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I’m convinced that I’m the only one with a spouse who considers expiration dates//general food rules to be challenges he needs to overcome. On today’s episode: forgot leftover short ribs in car overnight/all day today, heated them up for dinner.

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Day 3 with no wifi due to RAIN in LA. Read a catalog cover to cover with my breakfast. Discovered that the only music I actually have downloaded to my phone is the Mamma Mia soundtrack. Did HIIT to the dulcet sounds of Meryl Streep. I’m a survivor.

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@NeatGibson @PartyDownSTARZ Can’t wait to subscribe to Starz for exactly one month.

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@LADWP ETA for power to be restored in Laurel Canyon? It’s been almost 48 hours. No power, no wifi….

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@janemarielynch @PartyDownSTARZ On Sunset Blvd- where Constance belongs

[Los Feliz Daycare @LosFelizDaycare]

we threw a picture of every los feliz mom and dad into a computer and it auto-generated this as the result

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I’ve been told I need to have more healthy entitlement in the workplace, but I’ve taken that feedback and exclusively applied it to my nail salon experience. And I will never walk out with smudged nail again.

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Monica Lewinsky is a smokeshow

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@druidDUDE Same. Same.

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@EllieBellieDoy You never did pour me my glass of water.

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I think America owes Britney Spears an apology.

[Meg Doyle @Meg_Doyle]

Anyone else have a week in which they ended up in a Whole Foods parking lot inhaling turkey pepperoni directly from the bag in their car and it was in that moment that they finally felt free? No? Just me?

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Amanda Gorman for President. You know, eventually.

[Meg Doyle @Meg_Doyle]

Her: I’m going to be off work for the month of March. Me: Aw, are you finally going home to visit family? Her: Nope. The gov’t fucked my small biz so badly that I’m taking their PPP loan, getting the fat sucked out of my stomach & injected into my tits. #grabbing2021bythetits

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

so far 2021 is just 2020 with bangs

[Meg Doyle @Meg_Doyle]

Good news. My phone now autocorrects “starting” to “sharting.” Happy New Year.