M3G

Raised on Kohl’s Cash

[bird solidarity @future_liz]

we’re on a tornado watch at the moment, know the difference

[sam (dependent thinker) @CobrastanGuy]

coworker keeps @‘ing me in teams messages they’re sending directly to me

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

parallel with the Knicks' extraordinary penchant for magically rallying, coming-up-from-behind to triumph at virtually the last minute was the weirdly fascinating drama of "Wemby" on the court distinctive not only by his height but the thinness of his body which appeared, beside his teammates, almost pre-pubescent, lacking maturity. no matter where you looked, there was always "Wemby" charging about anticipating an opening to shove, push someone with a solid adult body with a baby-faced look of insouciance: "Who? Me? I' m just a kid."

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

when i'm in charge the met gala theme will be RIVERDALE SEASON ONE

[M3G @Meg_a_fauna]

Jane’s Fonda possessive daughter or Janes Fonda plural son?

[A🏹 @seattleiminyou]

Going to Dunkin Donuts tomorrow morning

[alli @sonofalli]

me and somebody’s dad at work

[charlotte @femaleuncle]

Wilco makes me so emotional I wish I was 47

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

bruh what CVS even stand for

[Mr. Bitches @desivirgil]

#Sold

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

yes girl just aim that wet cough wherever!

[Jordan @jordancicchelli]

genuinely how it feels to go to a daytime baseball game in the summer

[claire @rosiekennedyxx]

what’s Mamdani’s plan for my birthday

[lez usbourne @SZSPIRIA]

I feel bad for that monkey but I lowkey have to focus on myself right now

[quasimatt @quasimatt]

I was on this back when it was brave.

[Abigail @AbigailAnneCath]

movies used to have Joan Cusack in them