Anne Gremlin 🐀

supple neanderthal
brb gone squatching

@megabear3000.bsky.social

he/him

[neoltitude @ctrlcreep]

Other deities congratulate our god on his subtle use of color, his restrained palette—their own creations are a blazing mess. Brightnesses decaying, crushed, under greater brightnesses. Spectra unending, vast immortals suns, the possibility of life crushed under radiance's thumb

[mr pussy @mrpxssy]

is there a Balls Cheney

[james moss @ratboyjames]

one of my airpods died now im listening to straight garfunkel

[sean @DilettanteryPod]

I hate overhead lighting - trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.

[J. J. Ellis @jjellisart]

This is so devastating and effective.
It feels like using napalm on an ant hill.
The game is forever changed.

[Goons_TXT @Goons_TXT]

I actually had a similar experience, calling a girl "sensei" during sex. I don't get why it turned her off, though.

[chad @chasedbywasps]

accidentally activating my spin dash ability during a job interview

[sarah @sahouraxo]

Spain’s MEP, Irene Montero:

“Israel just assassinated Yemen’s Prime Minister — and nothing happens.”

“Israel is the only entity that can commit genocide, bomb five countries, kill a prime minister, and still claim to be the victim.”

🇪🇸 🇵🇸

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

an electrum spike was driven between my eyes and now I can speak words that carry no meaning

[birds' hell @saturnalreturn]

yeah, bro, you heard me. from whence you came

[Drew🫀🦍 @drewduncanart]

Low Key addicted to my Hawk form

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Fantastic what

[ems 🫧 @atotalposer]

i’m being pushed to the jar jar brink

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

got my dog microchipped so if he runs away I can just press a button and he’ll explode

[B.M. @ireallyhateyou]

Only Israelis can say something like "every baby in Gaza should be butchered mercilessly" and immediately follow with "the difference between us and them, is that we are full of love and they are full of hate".

[donald boat @laserboat999]

[Watching shields go from 100% to 99%] Well, that's that. It's time to crash the ship. It's time to crash and destroy the ship

[Eleanor Penny @eleanorkpenny]

Eunuch Powell

[a;sdkfjasdlfj;d @asdkfjasdlfjd]

Attack power increased

[ringworm @prawn_meat]

COMING UP WITH A COMPLETE LIST OF WAYS TO FEEL GOOD. it's like a sequel. check it out link in next post