Megalicious

God is the greatest 🤗📸❤️ COYG ⚽️

[Megalicious @MegaChukwu15]

I rather go on a vacation in Sambisa forest than to step my foot in South Africa 📌😡

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 OFFICIAL: Arsenal reach the Champions League final as UNBEATEN in the competition.

🏟️ 14 games.
🧱 9 clean sheets.
🤯 6 goals conceded.

Fantastic job by Mikel Arteta and his team.

[Megalicious @MegaChukwu15]

Omo at this point I be Dibe😌

[Megalicious @MegaChukwu15]

If you bath in the Morning, Brush!
If you bath at Noon, Brush!
If you bath at night, Brush; You’re washing your body and teeth is part of the body🤗

[Megalicious @MegaChukwu15]

@Pheezienoni Reece James don see the future werey give himself injury 🤣

[EL-PHEEZIELEE @Pheezienoni]

AN OPEN LETTER TO THE HONOURABLE MINISTER OF POWER, FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA @BayoAdelabu

Dear Honourable Minister,

Good evening sir.

I hope this letter meets you in a place where there is electricity, because here in Ajah, Lagos, we only experience electricity the way people experience solar eclipses. Rare, surprising, and worth announcing to the neighbors (down nepa).

Sir, we are writing to report something very serious, the activities of electricity in our area are quietly sabotaging your future. Seems Ekedc staffs here in Ajah already swear with their lives that they will rather die than watch you become a Governor in the nearest future.

Sir, You promised Band A 22 hours of electricity supply, in our area, Band A seems to mean “2 hours… if luck smiles on you.” And our brothers and sisters in Band B, who were promised 18 hours of electricity, are currently enjoying something closer to 30 minutes of motivational electricity, just enough time to charge one phone to 17% before darkness returns.

At this point, generators have become the unofficial national anthem. You hear them everywhere “gbrrrrrrr… gbrrrrrr…” from morning till night.

Sir, we fear that if this continues, people might start believing that the electricity companies are running a secret experiment to see how long Nigerians can survive using only generators, power banks, and hope.

We respectfully plead with you to please check what is happening between the promises made in Abuja and the reality we experience in Ajah. Because if the situation continues like this, the only thing Nigerians will have is 22 hours of everyday darkness and generator noise.

Honourable Minister, we believe Nigeria deserves better. Stable electricity should not feel like winning a national lottery.

Please help us ensure that when Nigerians hear “Band A – 22 hours” and “Band B – 18 hours,” it becomes a reality rather than a comedy show.

We look forward to the day when electricity stays long enough for us to forget where we kept our candles.

Yours faithfully,Concerned Residents of Ajah.
Who now greet electricity like a visiting relative.

[Megalicious @MegaChukwu15]

E get one sharp idea wey enter my head now but this heat don kill m😩😌

[Megalicious @MegaChukwu15]

The way body dey pepper me now you fit dash me money make I tear you slap😡

[Megalicious @MegaChukwu15]

@Pheezienoni He will bring Greenwood back to you all. Be happy 😊

[Megalicious @MegaChukwu15]

This one my guy dey smile for sleep be like dem don dey beat another Nepa official for dream 🤣😩

[Megalicious @MegaChukwu15]

@Pheezienoni 😂😡

[Megalicious @MegaChukwu15]

@Pheezienoni 😆

[Megalicious @MegaChukwu15]

@Pheezienoni @AsakyGRN 😡

[Megalicious @MegaChukwu15]

@_Tobolos_ @DocOmeiza You said it all my bro.. Sunday we feast on Dorgu and co @Pheezienoni

[Megalicious @MegaChukwu15]

@WelBeast We’re winning the EPL

[Megalicious @MegaChukwu15]

@RealChiefPriest Paused correctly

[Megalicious @MegaChukwu15]

Some of the machines OD feature for him album na tiger battery dey power dem ON 🏃‍♂️🥳
@Pheezienoni

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Nuno Espirito Santo and Nottingham Forest part ways with immediate effect.

Decision made after tension between the parties in the recent weeks, it’s over for Nuno at #NFFC, as @Record_Portugal reports.

3 candidates including Ange Postecoglou under consideration.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🟡🔴 Galatasaray and AS Monaco have agreed deal for Wilfred Singo.

€30m fixed fee, €5m add-ons and 10% sell-on clause done between clubs.

Negotiations underway on player side.

[Megalicious @MegaChukwu15]

@FabrizioRomano E pain m 😂