𝓜𝓮𝓰𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓷 𝓛. 𝓓𝓾𝓷𝓷

I'm a cliché.
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[𝓜𝓮𝓰𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓷 𝓛. 𝓓𝓾𝓷𝓷 @MegaLoDunn]

I just saw a commercial for a movie called Cocaine Bear about a black bear that goes on drug-fueled rampage and I just don't understand what reality I'm living in anymore

[Mr. Nomer @Trivial__]

today marks 1 year since i got my phd, and i am proud to announce that i no longer understand my dissertation

[𝓜𝓮𝓰𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓷 𝓛. 𝓓𝓾𝓷𝓷 @MegaLoDunn]

@joesanders33 @projector_fires @drmistercody @TheBabylonBee That's literally taxation with extra steps

[𝓜𝓮𝓰𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓷 𝓛. 𝓓𝓾𝓷𝓷 @MegaLoDunn]

Elon Musk sucks.

[𝓜𝓮𝓰𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓷 𝓛. 𝓓𝓾𝓷𝓷 @MegaLoDunn]

I'm here for anyone who wants to go on a camping trip to Massachusetts. Massachusetts has an order that prohibits agencies under the state's executive department from assisting another state's investigation into a person or entity for receiving or delivering reproductive services

[𝓜𝓮𝓰𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓷 𝓛. 𝓓𝓾𝓷𝓷 @MegaLoDunn]

@PecanCrisp @Zek_Lullaby @MrCook35238411 @_SummersChild @CentroLeaks Typhlosion may be classified as quadrupedal but it's literally like this 24/7 in the game. Hella disappointing. In Arceus it never attacks on all 4's either.

[Seth Moulton @sethmoulton]

#GreatReplacementTheory is not just red-meat right-wing rally-up-the-base Republican rhetoric.

It is hateful. It is evil.

And as we have seen time and time again, it incites violence.

It's time for responsible Republicans to call out the extremists and denounce racism.

[𝓜𝓮𝓰𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓷 𝓛. 𝓓𝓾𝓷𝓷 @MegaLoDunn]

@cryptoisstupid @elonmusk This Tweet was 10000x's funnier than Elon's meme and it mentioned childhood cancer.

[𝓜𝓮𝓰𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓷 𝓛. 𝓓𝓾𝓷𝓷 @MegaLoDunn]

@Bringer_O_Rain @TBLightning They aren't going to kill themselves to win right now. As long as they're in the top 3, it doesn't matter. Keep them healthy to win a 3rd cup!

[𝓜𝓮𝓰𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓷 𝓛. 𝓓𝓾𝓷𝓷 @MegaLoDunn]

Why's it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Because that’s where students have the most potential. 🥁🦆

[𝓜𝓮𝓰𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓷 𝓛. 𝓓𝓾𝓷𝓷 @MegaLoDunn]

@BiggRoid @Sammerstein @ewarren Lol cost of any higher education is out of control

[𝓜𝓮𝓰𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓷 𝓛. 𝓓𝓾𝓷𝓷 @MegaLoDunn]

@BiggRoid @ewarren I guess bailing out big banks and paying for an overabundance of military is fine, but canceling student debt is just crossing the line.
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FYI - those same nurses are probably are still paying off their student loans.

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

When nurses, firefighters, and dishwashers are paying more taxes than billionaires, that is a tax code rigged to benefit the wealthy and well-connected. We need big, structural change to level the playing field—like a tax on wealth above $50 million.

[Rep. Barbara Lee (Archived) @RepBarbaraLee]

RT if you're ready to see a Black woman on the Supreme Court.

[𝓜𝓮𝓰𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓷 𝓛. 𝓓𝓾𝓷𝓷 @MegaLoDunn]

@likethebuilder It looks like the unit circle for musicians

[Andréa (Dre) Becker @andreavbecker]

Even if you’re fully vaccinated, the CDC recommends finishing your goddamn dissertation before starting new side projects

[𝓜𝓮𝓰𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓷 𝓛. 𝓓𝓾𝓷𝓷 @MegaLoDunn]

My philosophy professor called me Socrates.
I just don't know what that means.

[𝓜𝓮𝓰𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓷 𝓛. 𝓓𝓾𝓷𝓷 @MegaLoDunn]

"SO DID THE TARDIGRADE GET QUANTUM ENTANGLED OR NOT?"

Probs not

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

We actually took extreme care when we mistakenly killed those kids.