Mega RetroMan

2026 Retro Championships Champion, Professional Gamer, King of Ninja Warriors, Fledgling Speedrunner, Multiple World Record Holder, YAY Splat Bombs

[Mega RetroMan @MegaRetroMan]

With that said: I'm the only multi-time Seattle Retro gaming finalist & champion, multiple Guinness World Record holder, winner of many various gaming tournaments. I'd love to attend/be invited to more cons/expo events outside the PNW. Contact me: [email protected] https://t.co/hsL92LGGlJ

[Alex Valle ➡️⬇️↘️+👊 @TheAlexValle]

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If you're looking for opportunities, it is advised to add your contact email, short blurb/something interesting about yourself to your profile. 👊

[Mega RetroMan @MegaRetroMan]

Oh hey, did y'all know I hit a new World Record on the Donkey Kong Country Competition game? Accomplished this about a month ago.

https://t.co/Zn10Vy4C0A

[Mega RetroMan @MegaRetroMan]

Tried the Mango Fuego C4 Energy drink.

I've enjoyed other C4 flavors, but this is blegh!

[Mega RetroMan @MegaRetroMan]

@JaeronMerc Sounds like bitching for the sake of bitching. XD

[Mega RetroMan @MegaRetroMan]

@SweetheartAlyy Secret/Trials of Mana
Ninja Warriors
UN Squadron
Super Metroid
Mega Man X
Chrono Trigger
Skyblazer
Brain Lord
Final Fight 2 & 3
Tetris Attack/Panel de Pon
Space Megaforce

[Mega RetroMan @MegaRetroMan]

@1upjohn Right? I think I would have a lot of fun doing that.

[Mega RetroMan @MegaRetroMan]

Considering maybe getting a license to becoming a bartender. I enjoy making mixed drinks. Why not give that a shot?

[Mega RetroMan @MegaRetroMan]

I would still love it if like $30 million just fell onto my lap.

[Mega RetroMan @MegaRetroMan]

@Praise_Sun88 He's a racist fuck, and deserves every bad thing that comes his way.

[Mega RetroMan @MegaRetroMan]

@XRPee1983 You absolutely should!!

[Mega RetroMan @MegaRetroMan]

@MYNIZEs Put it in my savings or towards stuff for home.

[Mega RetroMan @MegaRetroMan]

The amount of stupid I see and read on this platform is astounding, yet not surprising.

[Mega RetroMan @MegaRetroMan]

Quick, someone propose to this miserable broad in front of a bathroom.

Imagine saying something like this towards a couple's special moment.

[『 comfy 』 @trysoju]

if someone proposed to me in front of the bathroom I would kill myself right in front of them

[Mega RetroMan @MegaRetroMan]

@EGuy0613 Caught the guy dropping in. 😆

[Mega RetroMan @MegaRetroMan]

I'm about to perform Ninja Ryukenden III for @GeneralAndrews Dream Races for Game On to End Lupus. Please join in.

https://t.co/5P7QonEo8u

[Mega RetroMan @MegaRetroMan]

@TheDeviot You calling me old? Lol

[Mega RetroMan @MegaRetroMan]

Who the hell came up with the word "looksmaxxing" and how can we smack the stupid out of them?

[Mega RetroMan @MegaRetroMan]

@Praise_Sun88 BIG same!!

[Mega RetroMan @MegaRetroMan]

@HardcoreXBL I dont get that one either, I wish for that to stop too.

[Mega RetroMan @MegaRetroMan]

@GeneralAndrews HA! 😆