neptune

girl mom. wife. pisces.

[Maggie @maggiemoda]

As a woman, there is something so satisfying about taking his last name.

[BC🕯️🧺 @BeckyTheChicken]

You just have to get in one tickle fight with your husband to instantly realize you have zero chance of protecting yourself from a 200lb man

[Houman David Hemmati, MD, PhD @houmanhemmati]

Hey @GavinNewsom much of California pays 11%+ on sales tax. Regardless of income. Thanks to you.

California has the highest gasoline and an electricity crisis, thanks to you.

California has the highest insurance prices, thanks to you, if you can get it at all, thanks to you.

These are all things that are completely within your control, yet you have decided to choke the lower and middle income populations of your state, the 90% that you claim to care for, by making it impossible to afford housing, energy, or anything for that matter with all of the taxes and failed policies.

[Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸 @Bubblebathgirl]

California just passed Prop 50 which takes House seats by redistricting.

It rejects the non-partisan commission drawing district lines.

But in this same vote, 92% of voters said a non-partisan commission should draw district lines.

Californians are dumb

[Shayde❓ @shaydestuckk]

everyone say thank you Rio 2011

[Lizzie Marbach @LizzieMarbach]

A huge reason so many women are still single in their 30s is because men wasted their time in their 20s.

I know so many women that wanted to get married in their early/mid twenties, but the guy they dated kept putting off marriage. Only to break up, meet a new guy, and have the same thing happen, wasting more years.

Man-children afraid of commitment are just as much a problem as girl-boss feminists are and we need to acknowledge it.

[angelicnahinyom🇺🇸🍒 @angelicnahinyom]

@OurSf49ers Just throw this whole season away

[bstrat515 👑💛 @bstrat515]

@zerochills A pastor? This is no man of God. He is a monster!

This lady has a good idea what to do with him...

[neptune @Megaanelyse]

please talk me out of having another kid 🙂‍↕️

[Alyce @Ninergirl99]

Me on NFL Eve ready for the pain of a new season….

[sophie @netcapgirl]

“as per my last email”

[Ceno🐊💫Matsuricon Night Market 9/4-9/6 @CenoCrocodile]

🖍️🐊

[neptune @Megaanelyse]

The struggle of having two kids who have big personalities & and attitude is trying to get a good picture with both smiling 😂

[neptune @Megaanelyse]

Can’t believe half the time we’ve been together we’ve been married what a flex 😜

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Blue Jays fan caught an Aaron Judge home-run and gave it to a young Yankees fan

[neptune @Megaanelyse]

My girls are the most loyal to one another & I love that for them. 🥹🤧