Evil Ernie

''You're Gonna die, Man!''

|'Evil' Ernie Fairchild.|Lover To Death.| Scurge to The living.| Chaos!-Dynamite Comics.| 18+ RP. #MultiverseRP #HorrorRP #MatureRP|

[Evil Ernie @MegadeathKing]

"Megadeath, Baby! Ragnorock! Total oblivion! Ain't it sexy?"

🙂 Ernest Fairchild.

🙂 Undead psycho-killer

🙂 Somewhat of an idiot

🙂 Baddest Zombie Mutant to ever wear leather.

🙂 #MVRP #HorrorRP #MatureRP

🙂 Smut wouldn't be pretty. He's quite literally a corpse.

[Evil Ernie @MegadeathKing]

"Future? Babe, I know everyones future. Dead. Decayed. Dusted.

But I like specifics." He hissed, his tongue flicking out around his twisted grin.

[Evil Ernie @MegadeathKing]

"Me? I'm the King of The Dead, The Teenaged Psycho Killer, The bringer of Ragnorock, The-"

The yellow button on his jacket interrupted him.

'Owner of the world's largest Ego!'

"Yeah, what he said. But you, Living One... can call me Evil."

[Evil Ernie @MegadeathKing]

"I'll take a read, Fleshy."

[Evil Ernie @MegadeathKing]

"There's at least fifty, if you're using your bare hands."

[Evil Ernie @MegadeathKing]

"I was close, Face-Face!"

Don't feel discouraged. Ernie is naturally irritating. It's his second sexiest quality.

[Evil Ernie @MegadeathKing]

"Rad.

I think I recognize you... Ghoul face, right?"

'I think it's ghost ass!' The button on his jacket yelled.

"Ass ghost?"

'Face Ghost!'

"Ghoul ass?"

'Ass face!'

[Evil Ernie @MegadeathKing]

"Do it, Teddy!"

'Turn them into fuzzy dice!'

[Evil Ernie @MegadeathKing]

'Hmm...'

'Yo, evil! Are you thinking what I'm thinking?'

"We should use this multiversal crap as a means to hop into different realities, kidnap serial killers, monsters and freaks, and form them into an ultimate army of Dead Onez?"

'I was thinking ice cream. But that too!'

[Evil Ernie @MegadeathKing]

"Tell me you at least made a bleeding heart joke?!"

[Evil Ernie @MegadeathKing]

@SequelRules He's just staring, slack jawed.

Smiley is fighting the urge not to burst out laughing

'And I thought this kid was nuts.'

[Evil Ernie @MegadeathKing]

"Is that- are you-"

[Evil Ernie @MegadeathKing]

He's drinking. Heavily. And it's just pouring out his chest.

"I can't get drunk!" He screams in anguish.

[Evil Ernie @MegadeathKing]

Tbh not many people even know who he is lmao

[Evil Ernie @MegadeathKing]

Thanks dude lol

[Evil Ernie @MegadeathKing]

"End all Life?" He stopped listening after that.

"Marry Me."

[Evil Ernie @MegadeathKing]

"I was joking before, but You actually Are turning me on!"

'You would be if he actually had blood!' The voice yelled out, yet again.

"I never got on no cosmic scale, but considering I've wiped out all Human and animal life on earth twice... I'm heavy. Sweet MegaDeath..."

[Evil Ernie @MegadeathKing]

"You're just seeing it the way someone alive would see it."

[Evil Ernie @MegadeathKing]

"Damn! Aren't you skilled? How'd you do It? Nukes? Bombs? Parasites? Make them all stab eachother in the crotch?"

[Evil Ernie @MegadeathKing]

"Hehe! I'll get out my notebook and we can compare numbers." He giggled, childishly.

"Everything dies, Babe. One way or another. That's my Job, see? Bring on the death!"