Fritz

[Fritz @Megalasloth]

Every time i see a clone in Star Wars get a kill I say poggers

[Chudberos the Red Woke @CollapsedSkuIl]

hurr durr game made 2 years ago has less player count then on launch.

The game sold 7 million copies in a year you fucking moron.

[schizothotep @schizothotep]

WE CAN SEE THE FUCKING FIT COMMISSAR NOW FOR THE LOVE OF GOD EMPEROR DON'T JUST STAND THERE

[🏛 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 🏛 @nonregemesse]

I think one of the most foul things you can do is to mock someone’s enthusiasm and earnestness.

They’re dancing with him and he’s thinking ‘yeah keep going you stupid fucks this is great footage’.

Rancid mentality.

[rocko @f_rockin]

sigma lucas having his son eat blaster on screen vs. chud filoni inventing star wars time travel to keep his oc alive

[Trad West @trad_west_]

>A Catholic Bishop gets put on prime-time national television in the 1950s
>No script, no teleprompter, no celebrity guests, just him, a chalkboard, and the Gospel
>Hollywood completely writes him off as boring religious programming
>Proceeds to absolutely dominate the TV ratings, drawing 30 million viewers every single week
>Crushes the biggest secular comedians in the country to win the Emmy Award
>Accepts the Emmy on live TV by thanking his four writers: "Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John."
>Converted countless communists, atheists, and Hollywood executives to the Catholic faith
>About to be beatified in 2026

We need more men like this. Archbishop Fulton Sheen pray for us!

[Reddit Lies @reddit_lies]

>be Christ
>come to Earth
>establish the Church
>400 years later
>Rome collapses, its schools along with it
>warrior-kings conquer all of Europe
>only the Church survives
>general literacy drops to near 0%
>only the clergy are widely literate
>only 14% of leaders can read
>leaders need the clergy to read their own laws to them
>literal idiocracy
>copying texts becomes a core monastic duty
>Aristotle, Plato, Virgil, the Bible, and more all copied by hand
>90% of surviving classical literature today was saved by the Church
>Painstakingly do this for 500 years
>Church saves literacy itself from extinction
>fast forward to 2026
>Atheists on the Internet: "Christians caused the Dark Ages"
>yfw:

[Lieutenant Yokota (横田中尉) 🇯🇵🇵🇭 @LTYokota]

🇨🇳🙄 “Rules for thee but not for me”

CCP China has its’ own militarism while hypocritically trying to stop Japan from their right to self-defense.

[✝️🇺🇸 The Intern 🌐🔆 @EiratheIntern]

>Close all your nuclear plants because of how scary nuclear is
>Develop nuclear weapons

Incredible

[Carlos That Notices Things @QuetzalPhoenix]

Guy Frenchman
and
Big Don

[Johann @LookAtMyMeat1]

The purpose of the Fallout show is clearly to wipe the entire west coast setting clean so Bethesda can use it THEIR way

"That thing you loved from a game that took place on the west coast? They collapsed/lost their way/were always stupid"

Just repeat and you have the show

[An Average Gamer - N @AnAverageGamerX]

Nintendo tried to warn y’all.

We peaked in graphics ages ago & larger file size over time never equaled more complex visuals. Yet people celebrated bloated game sizes, not realizing most of it was junk folders added on purpose just to take up space.

[Giant Dad @raszard]

The so called mighty and advanced Tau when Imperium using 0.00001% of its power

[Rylanor, The Ancient of Rites @The__Unyielding]

"Oh ok, yeah this looks pretty coo..."

[Jackson @Jackson61689330]

Grey Jedi fans talk about the Dark Side the same way the Thousand Sons were talking about the Warp

[Jackson @Jackson61689330]

"And then Horus landed on the moon of Davin."
"NOOOO HORUS DONT GO DOWN THERE"

[Jackson @Jackson61689330]

POV: Abaddon seeing the Serpent Lodge that Erebus recommended for the wounded Warmaster

[cb @chuckBring]

to this day i still have no idea why he did that shit