Richard Guillory

[Richard Guillory @Megalink2468]

http://t.co/KbBhJXxT Every time I consider being healthy, I remember pizza.

[Richard Guillory @Megalink2468]

I wanted to dress as Glenn Beck for Halloween, but I couldn't find enough ignorance and hate. http://t.co/VtzVzpsF

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http://t.co/yYu13Ilx Thank goodness for loyalty program emails. I keep forgetting what brands I'm loyal to.

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http://t.co/mA8AFUYY Really? "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels?" Um...may I introduce you to pizza?

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One. How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb. http://t.co/HJ6ml2Kp

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"My what big teeth you have! Also you're grey and furry and clearly a wolf... I'm not retarded." http://t.co/Z0JlzSLL

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I'm not racist, but black people sure were nicer before the civil rights movement. http://t.co/9Pa2cVjU

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http://t.co/RHa4oeci What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving? Fo

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This just in. My fingers http://t.co/RHa4oeci

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http://t.co/jeEMbkuS No wonder my cigar tastes funny. It's just a really old hot dog.

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Neighbors from hell is my new favorite sitcom!!!!

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My heart is a dark well even more so then usual...

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I am bored...

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the girl i was crushing on has disapeared....

[Richard Guillory @Megalink2468]

Terribly crushing on girl at school.