Megan Marie

30. She/her. Part time vet tech, full time mama to two kiddos and too many pets!

[Megan Marie @Megan23Miller]

I’m laughing too hard at my poorly done meme

[Megan Marie @Megan23Miller]

@luxemiaa My dad accused me of lying about my high school boyfriend’s age because he had a full beard. He thought I was trying to pass off a college student as a 17 year old. Also had to show his ID for proof 😂

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

The year is 2001, you are a American citizen and cannot believe the dumbest man in the world is taking you to war in the Middle East.

The year is 2026, you are a US citizen and cannot believe you were wrong; there is in fact a dumber man.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Crockett: "I don't really know where we are in this country. Why are we even having this conversation? The United States is falling apart right now, partially because he's allowing for the killings of people in the middle of the street, but the other part of it is we have a 34 count convicted felon and there are people that are still shielding him from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we are pretending like any of this is normal."

[Bad Opinions Calvin’s Dad @SirBadOpinions]

Here’s where I am. If six random people jumped him and executed him because he had a gun, they’d be murderers. The feds do it and I’m supposed to call them heroes? Miss me with that shit. They’re murderers too.

[Megan Marie @Megan23Miller]

I rescued my 1st FIV+ cat in 2017. I’m now on #3 and #4 after losing the previous 2 to cancer. Jughead (right) was live trapped by my boss for TNR but came home with me after testing positive. Everest (left) I found via a rescue’s FB posts & I couldn’t resist that face!

[MEEVIN @Meevin10]

let’s mix it up….. what’s the lore behind your cats

[Megan Marie @Megan23Miller]

@NicoleBehnam Met my husband in a similar situation! A friend wanted to set me up with a guy she knew and he realized I had so many common interests with his best friend that he set us up instead. I married the best friend and the original guy was the best man at our wedding 😂

[Brooke Destra @BrookeNBCS]

More importantly:

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

The Trump administration just ordered two Gulfstream luxury private jets for Kristi Noem at a cost of over $172 million.

This comes as Americans can barely afford groceries.

[🦊⚡︎jupi loop⚡︎🐯 @fromkicatcher]

“why is it 90 degrees in october?” bc you can’t make your grocery list without using chatgpt.

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Adulthood hits hard

[Hollie Harris @allholls]

*eating dinner*

Husband: This is delicious!

Me: I made a few tweaks to the original recipe.

Husband: Write down what you did so you can make it the same way next time.

Me: I won't forget.

*next time*

Me: F*ck.

[Patricia Yamane @yamane_patricia]

Best one yet!

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

President of the United States

[greg. @mistergeezy]

Daily Reminder.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Senator Brian Schatz SLAMS Trump and his billionaire friends 🔥

[Megan Marie @Megan23Miller]

@_FarmerDad A couple years ago I started gifting kids their favorite snacks and it’s been a huge hit with kids and parents! For my own kids we always say no gifts necessary but encourage snacks, art supplies, books, or clothes for people who still want to bring stuff.

[Megan Marie @Megan23Miller]

@medusahead817 @Ewelannawhite Agreed. Married my HS sweetheart when we were 23/24, the other HS couples we knew who got married right away were already divorced by then 😅 definitely helps to wait a few years!

[Ann Bauer @annbauerwriter]

So if @CNBC and this @FrankLuntz joker want to spread the lie that you can magically whip up a holiday meal for 10 people with $58, fine.

I'm telling you - with knowledge hard-earned of what it is to be poor and hungry and desperate and ashamed - they are truly full of shit.

[LanaQuest aka RosaSparks @LqLana]

Wanted cheaper eggs and got.

Rapists.
Pedophiles.
Sexual assaulters.
Putin apologists.
Talk show hosts.

Enjoy your fucking eggs.

#DemsUnited

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Trump’s incoming administration isn’t just mostly white and mostly male.

It’s also mostly rapist.