Megan

Dogs. Family. Friends.

[Megan @MeganAParker]

Favourite video of Moll ever ❤😇🐕

[Megan @MeganAParker]

I've been number 1 for 20 minutes.... I'm not getting a call back am I 😂

[Megan @MeganAParker]

Thought I was number 50 in the queue for the doctors, relieved that I'm only number 15 😂

[Megan @MeganAParker]

This comes after the fact I now owe Mum a new towel after Maisie decided to hate on it and chew it to pieces 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Megan @MeganAParker]

Mum asked me to cut her tab out of the back of her coat earlier... she has just informed me that she has lost the tab to hang her coat up and she actually meant the tab from her top to cut out 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

[Megan @MeganAParker]

Guess whose buying a new phone tomorrow cause numpty here dropped it and cracked it 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

[Megan @MeganAParker]

Think I've genuinely got burns for how hot the bath was that I got into... maybe I need to turn the water temp down a tad 😂

[Megan @MeganAParker]

Added some baby potatoes to the slow cooker went back to them 2 hours later to them not being cooked... school boy error, had the bloody thing set on warm 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Megan @MeganAParker]

I reckon if I ever went to talk to someone to explain my dreams even they would be like wtf.

[Megan @MeganAParker]

I'm back with the traumatised dreams/ nightmares again.
This one was... thought a dead duck was down the toilet but couldn't figure out why it was such a dark colour, on closer inspection found it was Maisie - who was well and truly alive but couldn't get out. Absolutely baffled

[Megan @MeganAParker]

Was rather looking forward to my salted caramel twix to have with my cup of tea... Maisie, however, beat me to it and ate the bloody thing.

Something she has NEVER done before, so she's in my bad books.

[Megan @MeganAParker]

Well, the temperature has come back down sooooo my duvet is coming back out 🤣🤣

[Megan @MeganAParker]

So I can either walk 5 miles which will take me about an hour and a half or I can get public transport which will take me 2 hours and I'll have no idea at all which stop to get off.
Think I'll walk thanks, even if it is 26 degrees 😅

[Megan @MeganAParker]

Started on Finch the self care app if anyone else fancies giving it a go. 6 stays in and the reflections are really helping ❤️

I picked a mystery egg just for you!

Use my friend code MNJQDDFF4X once you get the app.

https://t.co/qbps9RZvEa

[Formula 1 @F1]

Forever racing for them. ❤️

[Megan @MeganAParker]

Cooked a packet of sausages earlier and pretty sure they're gone off... was so looking forward to them but couldn't even eat a bite or one

[Megan @MeganAParker]

Whatever my neighbours are having for their tea it smells bloody amazing

[Megan @MeganAParker]

Been reading since 8pm, phone turned off and I've just finished my book 😍

[Megan @MeganAParker]

Is it OK to go and get your nails done with real dirty nails?.... asking for a friend 🤣

[Megan @MeganAParker]

I've been calling someone Claire for ages and just found out they're called Caroline ffs

[Megan @MeganAParker]

Headed out early to go and walk the four waterfalls this morning... had a pretty severe allergic reaction en route, well the first time my throat started to close anyway, that's my Sunday done!