Fun email sign-offs you can use instead of "Warm regards":
- "Good night sweet prince"
- "Parting is such sweet sorrow"
- "I am gone forever"
- "Forever and forever farewell, Brutus. / If we do meet again, we'll smile indeed; / If not, ’tis true this parting was well made."
I absolutely love how @MeganAnn_17 & I actively hold three very different conversations between microsoft teams, imessage & snapchat throughout the day without a shred of confusion
Being vaccinated does NOT mean you can invite three men who you believe might be your father to your destination wedding in Greece without telling anyone.
christians are so sensitive it’s wild, all lil nas x did was twerk on a dude in red makeup and plastic horns now y’all wanna bring back the salem witch trials
“U.S. soccer fails to make the Olympics.”
Hi, just a loving reminder that the U.S. Women’s National Team will be at the Olympics.
You know... the reigning World Cup Champs.
my husband just called me cranky which is sad for him because I’d already secretly decided we could have sex tonight and now instead I’m gonna make him watch gossip girl
Oh, you're laughing at the hedge fund that got juked by reddit? Well, they're bankrupt now. Are you laughing now? Is it funny now that a bunch of MBAs are out of a job? Can you laugh knowing they're explaining to their investors that they were out maneuvered by POTATO_IN_MY_ASS?