Megan Ashley Whited

[Megan Ashley Whited @MeganAshleyIs]

Still trying to decide which final battle was more intense... #Endgame or #CobraKai??

[Megan Ashley Whited @MeganAshleyIs]

The season 2 finale of #CobraKai was intense to say the least.

[Megan Ashley Whited @MeganAshleyIs]

Finished watching The Order on netflix and it was so good! Randall the RA is my favorite character and Adam DiMarco is one of my favorite actors! #TheOrder #TheOrderNetflix

[Megan Ashley Whited @MeganAshleyIs]

It's sad when you embarrass yourself and you are alone.

[Megan Ashley Whited @MeganAshleyIs]

Okay... so... maybe... I said "There we go! There's my big boy" in my baby voice.

[Megan Ashley Whited @MeganAshleyIs]

So I just talked to my burrito...

[Megan Ashley Whited @MeganAshleyIs]

Is it just me or does adulting primarily just consist of saying that you need to go to the bathroom, and 4-6 hours later you still have not gone to the bathroom.

Just me? Okay...

[Megan Ashley Whited @MeganAshleyIs]

Half of my team for the House Points Competition in @HogwartsMystery is slacking. Two people haven't even received any points. They need to step up, I am trying to win this spider.

[Megan Ashley Whited @MeganAshleyIs]

Do your steps even count if you do not have your smart watch on to track it?

[Megan Ashley Whited @MeganAshleyIs]

There is about a 98% chance @Fazolis will cater my wedding.

However, there is only a 17% chance of me ever getting married...

So, if you love breadsticks and think you could learn to love me- please apply here!!

[Megan Ashley Whited @MeganAshleyIs]

Here is the extend of my emoji knowledge- :) :( ;) <3

Any thing beyond this is will politely tell you I do not understand your advanced hieroglyphics. My ability to learn the language stopped after the extinction of the flip phone.

[Megan Ashley Whited @MeganAshleyIs]

I hate the America's Got Talent golden buzzer...

IT MAKES ME CRY EVERYTIME!!! I LOVE WITNESSING SOMEONE'S DREAM COME TRUE!!!

[Megan Ashley Whited @MeganAshleyIs]

So I finally tried @JLo's BodyLab protein powder... and now all other protein powders are a huge disappointment. BodyLab was so amazingly perfect for me that I cannot even begin to fathom living the rest of my life without it...

#FitGirlProblems

[Megan Ashley Whited @MeganAshleyIs]

Most of my Facebook friends are in a commitment relationship, engaged, married, or have a family...

I am just trying to convince my dogs to cuddle with me.

[Megan Ashley Whited @MeganAshleyIs]

I always struggle to find my car in parking lots.

Solely because I forget what my car looks like from the outside...
What color is it? Is it a truck? A jeep maybe? What is the make and model? Does it have an ugly tan or gray line around it? No it can't... oh that IS my car.

[Megan Ashley Whited @MeganAshleyIs]

I listen to a lot of white rappers... is that weird? I feel like it is

[Megan Ashley Whited @MeganAshleyIs]

I have watched every episode of Friends!!

I finally have something to list under "Accomplishments" on my resume!

[Megan Ashley Whited @MeganAshleyIs]

Wanna see your life flash before your eyes?

Accidentally eat a 20 day expired cheese stick.

[Megan Ashley Whited @MeganAshleyIs]

My ex is very happy in his new relationship. Now, I want him to be happy and I want him to find someone he adores. However, I was hoping I would move on first.

#StillASinglePringle

[Megan Ashley Whited @MeganAshleyIs]

I have a strong feeling that my tombstone will read:

"She died doing what she loved... getting a little too Crunk in the shower."