Megan 🐝

i cant believe my nipples are illegal

[Megan 🐝 @MeganBJoyce]

"Nothing in nature blooms all year, be patient with yourself."

[Megan 🐝 @MeganBJoyce]

@Tesco bought this today at the Tesco express in reading… pretty sure this is over a month out of date??

[Megan 🐝 @MeganBJoyce]

What kdrama is this

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

now you LISTEN HERE

[Megan 🐝 @MeganBJoyce]

Life is easier when you’re skinny and pretty Jesus

[Kandon @KandonDortch]

it is so draining to engage with people who think i’m arguing or personally attacking them every time I try to solve an issue or express my emotions. it creates mental exhaustion. if someone can’t tolerate you asking clarifying questions and sharing how you feel, keep your distance.

[Megan 🐝 @MeganBJoyce]

@jamie_tayler 😭😭😂😂

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

getting really good at talking to straight men without crying.

[Megan 🐝 @MeganBJoyce]

💫 S T R E S S E D💫

[Kat Tenbarge is on Bluesky @kattenbarge]

People are like I’m traveling to Dubai 😎 where homosexuality is punishable by death 🤪 and a husband can legally beat his wife 🙃 and the women of the royal family have made multiple escape attempts but some are still being held captive 😅 anyways what hotels should I visit

[Megan 🐝 @MeganBJoyce]

You know life is going downhill when you start crying during Run BTS because you realise they’ll never know how much they’ve helped you through shit

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

I cannot believe we the new adults fr…I still drink capri suns

[Gigi @ribbonbraid]

must all tattoos have meaning……….is it not enough to simply want a little lamb on ur arm

[Megan 🐝 @MeganBJoyce]

@iamkieronmoore This is really going to add more shame to the name Megan

[Lewis Capaldi @LewisCapaldi]

rt if you love boobs but not in a misogynistic way

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

my parents at 30: whew, we weren't expecting to have a third kid and a new car this year, but I think we can swing it

me at 30: I was not expecting to have to replace an extra lightbulb in my home this year and now financial ruin is upon me

[Doobus Goobus @DoobusGoobus]

"Vaccines cause autism". Yes, the very hard decision of whether you want your child dead, or to fiddle with pokemon cards for a weird amount of time.

[Megan 🐝 @MeganBJoyce]

@jamie_tayler Ahh yeah do it, hopefully you can! And yeah, gonna take the day off work. A few of us are going so we’ll make a day of it!!

[Megan 🐝 @MeganBJoyce]

@jamie_tayler Just regular aha That’s all I could get. You???

[🥀 @velvetvira]

The Uk has seen 3 prime ministers since the last time I’ve had a shag I’m devastated

[Megan 🐝 @MeganBJoyce]

@jamie_tayler Yeah I did!! So happy!