In Tesco today;
Me: Wow smells like Malibu in here
Mum: Megan I think that’s what normal people refer to as coconut
And that is the moment that I realised I’m becoming an alcoholic🤣😂
what's wrong babe you've barely touched your potential, even though all your primary school teachers really liked you and said you were gifted and that you were going to do great things
yall want 2016 summers. i want 2006 summers. no phones. a ton of cousins taking care of cousins. playing in the river. chasing after the ice cream truck after the panic of scrambling for them dollars. friday night disney channel. like cmon now
One of the worst things about human life is that every 18 months you have to call Sky and pretend that you're going to leave them until they find a magical offer which halves your bill which apparently didn't exist when you first rang