Megan Perry

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

If you gave your pet 4 rabies shots in a year and it still got rabies…wouldn’t you be asking some questions???

[jay ➠ @flvckojamie]

“out of stock” TAKE IT OFF THE WEBSITE THEN

[Megan Perry @MeganDPerry14]

Sometimes at work I walk past and (almost) pull the fire alarm…. Just to get some excitement going.. lmao

[Megan Perry @MeganDPerry14]

Coworker: I was at work until 4 yesterday. Where were you at 4?
Me: the gym
Her: oh what do you do there, ride a bike?
Me: ??? No.
Seriously... do you not see these effin guns?

[Megan Perry @MeganDPerry14]

I’m one stupid question away from an outburst and it’s not even 9:30

[Saralicia @saraliciac]

I want whatever the people who run at 6am have

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

71,000,000 Legal Votes. The most EVER for a sitting President!

[Ivanka Trump @IvankaTrump]

Every legally cast vote should be counted. Every illegally cast vote should not. This should not be controversial.

This is not a partisan statement — free and fair elections are the foundation of our democracy. 🇺🇸

[Tom Fitton @TomFitton]

Thankfully, the Constitution does not give the media the ability to declare the winner of a presidential election.

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

Imagine if 138,000 votes had appeared out of thin air all for Trump, not a single 1 for Biden. Could you imagine the media outrage?

[Bridget Phetasy @BridgetPhetasy]

People shocked Trump got even more votes this election: Maybe next time don’t torch American cities while screaming “defund the police” the summer before the election. I don’t know. Just spitballing here. I’m not a political genius.

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

I don't wanna do anything. I'm dying.

[Russell Wilson @DangeRussWilson]

Jesus, We need YOU now.

[🐣 @JuiceKing5x]

Being up late ain't even fun no more this shit annoying