Meg DeBoard

HI 🌈 | LA 🏙️

[Meg DeBoard @MeganDeBoard]

@jamiecriss @MaryPoppins @Lin_Manuel Um of COURSE. Let's watch the OG one first and then go.

[Meg DeBoard @MeganDeBoard]

*After @MaryPoppins*
Mom: that lamplighter was very good
Me: that was @Lin_Manuel
Mom: who's that?
Me: Mom, he played Hamilton. In Hamilton. Which he wrote.
Mom: He WROTE Hamilton?
Me: Yeah, he has several Tonys
Mom: What he has is a very expressive face that's nice to watch.

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Being an adult is starting every email with a long distance friend with, "I'm sorry I took so long to reply, I'm the worst."

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Dear @netflix , I love that you have the "Skip Intro" option but usually I'm not fast enough so if could you pls skip automatically so my neighbors don't hear @theofficenbc theme 40 times a day, that would be great.

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Whenever I wonder if I'm making a good decision, I picture #DwightShrute yelling, "it means BEAR right! This is the lake!!" And then, like the great #MichaelScott , I drive straight into my bad decision lake. @theofficenbc

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Dear @AnnaKendrick47 , did you know The Last Five Years is listed as a comedy on @netflix ? Let me tell you guys these tears I'm drowning in are not from laughing.

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When your dear friend learns via Instagram story that she inspired a plant name.

And now she… https://t.co/aiUAabIQgz

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Thank you @jk_rowling for the introduction #meetcute

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I've been falling asleep listening to Harry Potter books on @audible_com for so long I feel like I'm in a relationship with @JimnJules and this is just pillow talk.

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Travel is just an excuse to eat dessert 3 times a day.

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Moments before he mentioned that Frodo is the least worthy protagonist ever written.

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Eavesdropping on a date (per usual)
Guy: @jk_rowling is the least inspired writer I've ever read.
Girl: the creator of an entire world, with so many layers almost everyone reads all 7 books at least 7 times?
Guy: Oh please, you're dramatic.
Girl: I have to go. *Stands & leaves*

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Dear neighbor who lives above me, please stop building furniture at 10:35pm. Or go to @IKEAUSA for furniture that only needs the tiny tool thing so you can put your hammer away.

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Sitting in traffic next to a woman snacking on @Pringles and I've never been more jealous in my life. How I can I get her to throw some into my open window and open mouth?

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If I go on one more date with a guy who, after hearing I'm a theatre director, tells me about that time he killed it as Polonius in his 7th grade production of Hip Hop Hamlet, I'm going to stab my eye with a plastic spoon.

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Boarding my flight with @AmericanAir
Me: y'all ready for this red eye?
Pilot: I hope so!
Me: thanks for working the red eye!
Flt attendant: oh sure! Red eye!
Me: who's ready for an all night dance partay?
Literally no one: YES GIRL YES!

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My 18 month nephew just carefully placed his tiny toy dog in front of his car and then slowly drove over it while making eye contact with me. I'm locking my bedroom door tonight.

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11:40pm. My neighbor is blasting music and every 20 secs yells WAKE UP! DANCE TIME!

...does she mean all of us on the block? ...should I head over?

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The guy next to me just ordered a croissant with a side of a pain au chocolat. 🙋🏼‍♀️I'll have the same. #wheninrome #wheninamsterdam

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Also me: googling "resolutions that are easy to achieve" while snuggled in said bed.