Megan Funchess

dont fly mr bluebird im just walking down the road

[Megan Funchess @MeganFunchess]

@tru_fru the dark chocolate coconut that I can never find at the store 🥹

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

You Ben some you Boone some

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

everyone is trying to stop me from living más

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

I remember you from another life we were hamsters at the same pet store

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

We’re all headed down to the dmv to cough with our mouths open if you don’t have plans tonight

[U.S. Postal Service @USPS]

On the route we all fam

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

we're living in increasingly unfergalicious times

[optimusprime @earth_to_annaa]

on da cob, we all corn

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

hey honey, remember the conversation we had earlier this week? well, everyone on Reddit says that you are the asshole.

[sugarplum @proseluvr]

if we were two sunflowers I would've faced you instead of the sun bro

[Megan Funchess @MeganFunchess]

anyone wanna hang out

[Megan Funchess @MeganFunchess]

@NoahKahan Didn’t wanna keep the fans waiting any longer for an update but as it goes @NoahKahan was a v popular man and I could not get it signed :( but I still thought it looked good and ima add it to the wall of fame anyway :) 12/10 recommend

[Megan Funchess @MeganFunchess]

@NoahKahan So I’ve devised an entire plan. if you write these ima print it out and give away my kidney to persuade you to sign it when I’m at your show in Birmingham, AL. Then if successful ima hang it on my wall (see below) & talk endlessly ab it for the rest of my life. Just think ab it

[Megan Funchess @MeganFunchess]

@hbm_iv @NoahKahan Wow that is very generous and I appreciate it!!!

[Megan Funchess @MeganFunchess]

@TylerWansley this you?

[Megan Funchess @MeganFunchess]

@TylerWansley Seriously what is not to love?? They’re the perfect bee.

[Megan Funchess @MeganFunchess]

@WLBT The Band Perry

[Megan Funchess @MeganFunchess]

@UrMomsFavDJ You’d know